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john cheese meluch 

When you’re fucking a girl and you start sprinkling cheese all over her body before you bust your cheese all over her face.
Guy: dude did you hear that kid Parma John cheese busted a John cheese meluch all over Haley last night.

Guy 2: she ain’t real but damn, that sounds like a nice porno.
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mulchmaxxing

the process of eating an extensive amount of mulch. this raises your life span by 2 days
i am a soilpilled mulchmaxxing sister of the loam.
mulchmaxxing by mulching November 7, 2023

mulch chucker 

A racial slur for Hispanics because of the common occupation of landscaping. But also sometimes used to make fun of a landscaper the same way grease monkey is used to make fun of mechanics.
Asshole:"Speak English you fucking mulch chuckers"
Landscaper: "Actually I'm bi-lingual asshole and nobody was talking to you so what the fuck do you care? Now get the fuck out of here before I rip you four extra assholes with my pitch fork!"
mulch chucker by Irving Fryer July 10, 2010

mulchhole 

a nother way of describing the female private parts
hows you mulchhole today
mulchhole by requesta August 18, 2009

Mulchtrix 

An absolute fever dream that never ends. Green is coming.
One may never escape the mulchtrix unless the green lets you go.
Mulchtrix by The Mulchman May 22, 2021
The nickname given to the Polski Fiat 126p, the most legendary car from poland
"The best way to pull is to have a maluch"
"The most amazing car ever is the maluch!"
Maluch by GoldMexican May 31, 2018