Mulatio

a really bad blow job with lots of teeth.

Q"so that girl you were with last night, did she blow ya?"
A"yeah but it was a total Mulatio, I guess she thought it was beef jerky, nothing but teeth."

Mulatio by cree8er September 30, 2011

Mulatto Perm 

A mix of perm and undercut, popularized by Soundcloud rappers, usually worn by black people, mulattos and white zoomers who want to act and look like black people.

-I sweat to God, every Gen Z kid has a Mulatto Perm.

Mulatto Perm by karqz August 11, 2021

Mulattosis 

A condition defined by extreme malice toward and aversion to half of one's own ancestry. This condition only affects those of mixed race (see mulatto). Mulattosis stems from the crippling identity crisis that ensues when a mixed race social justice warrior turns their hatred for the white race inward. Other symptoms include protesting, rattling off statistics, and extreme snark.

The term was first popularized by youtuber "Atheism-Is-Unstoppable".

"That girl yelling about white privilege has a serious case of mulattosis."

Mulattosis by Millenial Scum June 14, 2019

multioptipupiloptomy 

First coined in the movie "Hot Shots!", it is a delicate corneal inversion procedure administered in the correction of walleye vision; however, due to the high risk of eye socket damage, it is normally carried out via the rectum.

Jim 'Wash Out' Pfaffenbach: I just got kicked out of the unit. My flight status has been withdrawn. I'm through, Dead Meat!

Pete 'Dead Meat' Thompson: What happened?

Jim 'Wash Out' Pfaffenbach: It's my eyes. I've got walleye-vision.

Pete 'Dead Meat' Thompson: Isn't there something that can be done?

Jim 'Wash Out' Pfaffenbach: Well, there's a delicate corneal inversion procedure... a multioptipupiloptomy. But, in order to keep from damaging the eye sockets, they've got to go in through the rectum. Ain't no man going to take that route with me!

multioptipupiloptomy by Kate Sjostrand February 20, 2008

mulatto Joe 

A Mulatto Joe is a white man who has black man hair so you're not sure what his ethnicity is. Mulatto Joe's game is weak as shit and he stares at girl's at the gym and when they make eye contact with him he flees not unlike a scared cat.

"Homie, you gonna invite Mulatto Joe to the fire?"
"Nah nigga, his game fuckin' weak"

mulatto Joe by josh peak June 23, 2014

Alphabetical Mutation

A typo, but no ordinary typo.

This typo is something special, a word that will pop up and change your life forever, you may even bring it into your everyday speech. Although if you have any sanity or common sense you probably won't.

Often a word that comes with retarded spelling, but still vaguely understandable with its true meaning. A simple slip of the finger on your keyboard is all it takes, and there you have it... An Alphabetical Mutation.

"I wore my undies twice in a week hahaha"

"you're fairly crazy"

"way to go to crush my hopes and dreams"

"how did i do that? unless your hopes and dreams involved ubdies.."

"ubdies? don't you mean undies"

"ahh yes, that was an Alphabetical Mutation"

Alphabetical Mutation by ErikF September 6, 2012

Mutation theory

Mutation theory states that all albanians are genetically born male and if there’s a female albanian she’s a genetic mutation

Man I met a female alb today... she broke mutation theory

Mutation theory by Serbjon October 22, 2020