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Alphabetical Mutation

A typo, but no ordinary typo.

This typo is something special, a word that will pop up and change your life forever, you may even bring it into your everyday speech. Although if you have any sanity or common sense you probably won't.

Often a word that comes with retarded spelling, but still vaguely understandable with its true meaning. A simple slip of the finger on your keyboard is all it takes, and there you have it... An Alphabetical Mutation.
"I wore my undies twice in a week hahaha"

"you're fairly crazy"

"way to go to crush my hopes and dreams"

"how did i do that? unless your hopes and dreams involved ubdies.."

"ubdies? don't you mean undies"

"ahh yes, that was an Alphabetical Mutation"
Alphabetical Mutation by ErikF September 6, 2012

Mutation theory

Mutation theory states that all albanians are genetically born male and if there’s a female albanian she’s a genetic mutation
Man I met a female alb today... she broke mutation theory
Mutation theory by Serbjon October 22, 2020

Mutation theory

Mutation theory states that all albanians are genetically born male and if there’s a female albanian she’s a genetic mutation
Man I met a female alb today... she broke mutation theory
Mutation theory by Serbjon October 22, 2020

Statute of LOL Mutations 

An undefined period of time in which an internet asset that which was once funny, is no longer humorous.
IM Conversation:

Nooba Gooding Jr: "Dude, check out this link!"

Pwn Rivers: *clicks link*

Internet: "Never gonna give you up, Never gonna let you down, Never gonna run around and desert you..."

Nooba Gooding Jr: "Dude you totally just got RICKROLL'D!!!11"

Pwn Rivers: "That old gag isn't funny anymore. The Statute of LOL Mutations ran out long ago. FAIL."

tripod mounted twin beam dual reactor multipurpose particle ray with a built in ion cannon 3d particle accelleration device with a tissue mutation bean cryo genetical freezing sereum intergrated missle defence system nuclear powered air refraction device 

the tripod mounted twin beam dual reactor multipurpose particle ray with a built in ion cannon 3d particle accelleration device with a tissue mutation bean cryo genetical freezing sereum intergrated missle defence system nuclear powered air refraction device with a titanium plated nano enhanced bio genetic subterranean drilling unit with a cold fusion powered fission controlled pulse repition wave generator with a neuro planted japan made self installed mind manipularisation array with a biodegradable hand made master control terminal with a built in light emitting diode is good

thigh-mulating 

an act that can only be performed while seated, by repeatedly bringing both thighs together as if clapping it but without the knees touching. While fidgeting is commonly driven by anxiety, thigh-mulation is done particularly to stimulate the genital region in a discreet thrusting manner.
In the coffee shop...
Girl 1 : Look at the guy on the next table. Fidgety like that, he must have had 10 espressos. And he's looking at us.

Girl 2 : I don't think so. He's just thigh-mulating himself over you.
thigh-mulating by deepfried.fish February 4, 2010
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kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎
Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020
Word of the Day on October 26, 2026

Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011
Word of the Day on October 25, 2026
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