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McMorningGlory 

A double sausage and egg Mcmuffin, with three hash browns and bacon
Lately I have been having problems getting it up after waking up, but this has all changed thanks to the McMorningGlory
McMorningGlory by NRLeels March 20, 2009

McMorningWood 

An Egg McMuffin inside of a Double Cheeseburger between the two meat patties. From McDonalds
I went to McDonalds Today at the perfect time and I made that orgasmic sandwich called a McMorningWood.
McMorningWood by jaouie April 19, 2009

Mcmorning 

the morning after a crazy raging night and when you wake up feeling still drunk, often caused from a gin bucket. Signs of a mcmorning include crackheadedness, slurs in speech also known as analexia, running uncontrollably into things, and laughing hysterically for no apparent reason. Also, the strangest occurrences that would otherwise never happen occur during a mcmorning where crackheads like you seem to appear everywhere. You know its a mcmorning when you watch a crackhead take down his pants in the middle of the street and shit on a wall, or when you find yourself brushing your teeth on a bench in the middle of a park, or when you imagine mcmonsters in the woods, AND when you wake up at the earliest hours of the morning to wake everyone else up to join you in the mcfun (at least 7 o'clock).
Annie: Mcmorning everyone!!
Lizzie and Natalie: Mcmorning!
Mcmorning by mc annie January 17, 2011

MidMorningBagel 

MidMorningBagel also know as Dr.Dino is a male with a massive penis and huge testicles he is often referred to as a ultra mega chad.
Dude you are a MidMorningBagel (Bagel)

midmorning

1- 9:00 AM.
2- The middle of the morning.
Midmorning.
midmorning by Çyñywynny October 24, 2025

midmorning

1- 9:00 AM.
2- The middle of the morning.
Midmorning.
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briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006
Word of the Day on November 3, 2026
Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
Word of the Day on November 2, 2026

countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026

Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
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