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McMorningGlory 

A double sausage and egg Mcmuffin, with three hash browns and bacon

Lately I have been having problems getting it up after waking up, but this has all changed thanks to the McMorningGlory
McMorningGlory by NRLeels March 20, 2009

McMorningWood 

An Egg McMuffin inside of a Double Cheeseburger between the two meat patties. From McDonalds
I went to McDonalds Today at the perfect time and I made that orgasmic sandwich called a McMorningWood.
McMorningWood by jaouie April 19, 2009

MidMorningBagel 

MidMorningBagel also know as Dr.Dino is a male with a massive penis and huge testicles he is often referred to as a ultra mega chad.
Dude you are a MidMorningBagel (Bagel)

Mcmorning 

the morning after a crazy raging night and when you wake up feeling still drunk, often caused from a gin bucket. Signs of a mcmorning include crackheadedness, slurs in speech also known as analexia, running uncontrollably into things, and laughing hysterically for no apparent reason. Also, the strangest occurrences that would otherwise never happen occur during a mcmorning where crackheads like you seem to appear everywhere. You know its a mcmorning when you watch a crackhead take down his pants in the middle of the street and shit on a wall, or when you find yourself brushing your teeth on a bench in the middle of a park, or when you imagine mcmonsters in the woods, AND when you wake up at the earliest hours of the morning to wake everyone else up to join you in the mcfun (at least 7 o'clock).
Annie: Mcmorning everyone!!
Lizzie and Natalie: Mcmorning!
Mcmorning by mc annie January 17, 2011

Muhmorning

1. Extremes that are expected to happen in the morning

2. A large event that happens in the morning
Is the team ready for the muhmorning?
Muhmorning by UnclePenguinYFP December 21, 2021

Mid-Morning Break

That unique moment of the morning when the sun tilts just right and your gut begins to make putty of recently digested food, hopefully resulting in a deposit into the nearest toilet.
Matt was about to deliver the punch line to a highly hilarious joke when he was interrupted by a mid-morning break.
Mid-Morning Break by notunh February 6, 2010