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The ultimate lover of muff. Often finds themself craving a downstairs jew-fro otherwise known as a fluffy muffy.
There was Muffman, hanging from the rafters.
Muffman by zach-the-muffman November 3, 2008

Filliam H. Muffman 

Hybrid name to refer to the union of William H. Macy and Felicity Huffman

(source: The Colbert Report)
Filliam H. Muffman is two people

muffmangler 

muffmangler is when you nail a chick SO hard it fucks her muff up (mangled)
person1:

dude, i was banging this chick so hard last night she cant walk.

person 2:

you fucking muffmangler!
muffmangler by mrskag April 3, 2007

Muffants 

Lice that reside within a woman's pubic hair.
My crotch keeps itching like crazy. I think that girl last night had serious muffants.
Muffants by CornSama September 13, 2012
A fat loser living with his parents.
GUY1> Muffian is in his basement playing Tibia.
GUY2> haha what a loser that game is worse than WoW!
Muffian by jagsph April 13, 2010

Mufeyani 

Mufeyani is a word used to describe someone who is a true born leader and someone who instinctively thinks two steps ahead
My cousin is a great detective, I swear that man is such a Mufeyani
Mufeyani by J-Bandit November 24, 2021
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piddlefart

verb. To waste time doing nothing.
Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
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anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland
28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007
Word of the Day on October 8, 2026

square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
Word of the Day on October 7, 2026
A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
Word of the Day on October 6, 2026

trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
Word of the Day on October 5, 2026
The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
Word of the Day on October 4, 2026
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