Muffyan

A small little man who uses toilet humour and will still have the maturity of a 4 year old when he’s in his late 50s.

Did you guys see what Muffyan did today?

by Pseudonymyim February 2, 2024

Muffman

The ultimate lover of muff. Often finds themself craving a downstairs jew-fro otherwise known as a fluffy muffy.

There was Muffman, hanging from the rafters.

by zach-the-muffman November 3, 2008

Filliam H. Muffman

Hybrid name to refer to the union of William H. Macy and Felicity Huffman

(source: The Colbert Report)

Filliam H. Muffman is two people

by Filliam H. Muffman February 12, 2006

muffmangler

muffmangler is when you nail a chick SO hard it fucks her muff up (mangled)

person1:

dude, i was banging this chick so hard last night she cant walk.

person 2:

you fucking muffmangler!

by mrskag April 3, 2007

Muffants

Lice that reside within a woman's pubic hair.

My crotch keeps itching like crazy. I think that girl last night had serious muffants.

by CornSama September 13, 2012

Muffian

A fat loser living with his parents.

GUY1> Muffian is in his basement playing Tibia.
GUY2> haha what a loser that game is worse than WoW!

by jagsph April 13, 2010

Mufeyani

Mufeyani is a word used to describe someone who is a true born leader and someone who instinctively thinks two steps ahead

My cousin is a great detective, I swear that man is such a Mufeyani

by J-Bandit November 24, 2021