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Muffin Milk

Muffin milk is the yummy liquid discharge when a woman is having an orgasm.
That Princess was juicy to start with, but I almost drown in hermuffin milk when she started cumming!
Muffin Milk by ultradaddy October 10, 2013
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Muffin Milk

When one partakes in anal intercourse and concludes by ejaculating far into the rectum of the receiver. The receiver then withholds the ejaculatory fluid until their next bowel movement, during which they release not only the aforementioned fluid but their defecation as well into a cup and proceed to consume it.
Guy 1: "Daaayum son I hear that bird's down wit sippin on dat muffin milk"

Guy 2: "Werd but bitch apparently never learnt how to share dat shit... *sadface*"
Muffin Milk by DiddyDong December 1, 2010

white and milk chocolate chip muffin 

nick: a particular person who may resemble or taste like a white and milk chocolate chip muffin. who is as cute as one and if science would allow become one permantly :)
nick is my amazing white and milk chocolate chip muffin

Muffin Milker 

A man whom loves to give cream pies
I am a proud muffin milker

Muffin Milkshake 

When a person wears pants tight enough to create a "muffin top" and a man fucks the folds of the "muffin top", ejaculating between the folds. Continuing or movement after causes the semen to become frothy and creamy, similar to a milkshake.
"Have you ever had a muffin milkshake?"
"Dude, I gave Alexa a muffin milkshake last night!"
Muffin Milkshake by Tho'adu August 10, 2022

Milk Muffins 

Damn, did you see those Milk Muffins of hers?
Milk Muffins by Rainbowkiwi January 12, 2010

MuffinMilk 

A fashion brand that is planning a takeover of the world, and have every wearing it.
-Yo dude, like wtf is a MuffinMilk?
-It's a new company bro! Check out their site.
-Oh okay cool.
MuffinMilk by MuffinMilk March 30, 2009
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