tonsil painter

a made up profession of cumming down someone's throat and covering their tonsils.

I spent my college years as a professional tonsil painter.

by ultradaddy January 19, 2013

Obdong

When a cock seen from head on is too thick to be oblong but not quite a circle.

Her: big meaty is extra thick tonight, baby!
Him: he is in full obdong mode

by ultradaddy January 25, 2020

Muffin Milk

Muffin milk is the yummy liquid discharge when a woman is having an orgasm.

That Princess was juicy to start with, but I almost drown in hermuffin milk when she started cumming!

by ultradaddy October 10, 2013

Self cleaning taco

When a girl is flexible enough and licks her own pussy

I especially love after I cum in my girlfriend, since she has a self cleaning taco

by ultradaddy December 12, 2019

fuckcheckers

The group of people who “fact check” social media posts but only the ones then don’t like.

My meme got flagged by the fuckcheckers

by ultradaddy February 05, 2021

fuckcheckers

The group of online nazis that limit free speech

My meme got flagged by the fuckcheckers

by ultradaddy February 06, 2021

hilarryious

A funny quip by someone named Larry

His sense of humor is Hilarryious

by ultradaddy March 30, 2021