Definitions by ultradaddy

hilarryious 

A funny quip by someone named Larry

His sense of humor is Hilarryious

hilarryious by ultradaddy March 29, 2021

fuckcheckers 

The group of online nazis that limit free speech

My meme got flagged by the fuckcheckers

fuckcheckers by ultradaddy February 5, 2021

fuckcheckers 

The group of people who “fact check” social media posts but only the ones then don’t like.

My meme got flagged by the fuckcheckers

fuckcheckers by ultradaddy February 5, 2021

Obdong 

When a cock seen from head on is too thick to be oblong but not quite a circle.

Her: big meaty is extra thick tonight, baby!
Him: he is in full obdong mode

Obdong by ultradaddy January 24, 2020

Self cleaning taco 

When a girl is flexible enough and licks her own pussy

I especially love after I cum in my girlfriend, since she has a self cleaning taco

Self cleaning taco by ultradaddy December 11, 2019

Whoreogami 

Bending a hooker’s legs into various shapes while fucking her

Last night I played whoreogami and she was flexible enough to do the giraffe and the double Dracula

Whoreogami by ultradaddy December 11, 2019

Conservative Arts Degree 

A degree in the Conservative Arts, like plumbing, electrical and carpentry. These trades are not typically taught at traditional colleges, but also don't require a vast amount of student debt.

Connor, "I am barely making ends meet with all of my student debt!"
Eddie, "You should have pursued a Conservative Arts degree instead. I just bought a new truck!"

Conservative Arts Degree by ultradaddy May 20, 2019