ultradaddy's definitions

fuckcheckers

The group of online nazis that limit free speech

My meme got flagged by the fuckcheckers

by ultradaddy February 5, 2021

Whoreogami

Bending a hooker’s legs into various shapes while fucking her

Last night I played whoreogami and she was flexible enough to do the giraffe and the double Dracula

by ultradaddy December 11, 2019

Conservative Arts

Trade skills that are not taught at traditional colleges.

Did your neighbor just buy a new boat?
Yes, he used his Conservative Arts degree in plumbing to pay cash for it!!!

by ultradaddy May 12, 2019

Self cleaning taco

When a girl is flexible enough and licks her own pussy

I especially love after I cum in my girlfriend, since she has a self cleaning taco

by ultradaddy December 11, 2019

hilarryious

A funny quip by someone named Larry

His sense of humor is Hilarryious

by ultradaddy March 29, 2021

tonsil painter

a made up profession of cumming down someone's throat and covering their tonsils.

I spent my college years as a professional tonsil painter.

by ultradaddy January 19, 2013

Conservative Arts Degree

A degree in the Conservative Arts, like plumbing, electrical and carpentry. These trades are not typically taught at traditional colleges, but also don't require a vast amount of student debt.

Connor, "I am barely making ends meet with all of my student debt!"
Eddie, "You should have pursued a Conservative Arts degree instead. I just bought a new truck!"

by ultradaddy May 20, 2019