Muff Tea

A warm hearty beverage made of juices from the female genitalia. Usually consumed with milk and sugar.

A) Hey can I get you a drink? Tea? Coffee? Hot Chocolate? Muff tea?

B) Muff tea would be great

A) How do you take it?

B) Milk, 2 sugars.. thanks

Muff Tea by teasipper87 November 6, 2011

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muff tease

The male equivalent of prick tease. A man who gets women hot for his cock, but does not give it to them.

Marco has been grinding up against those skanks all night, but will give them jack all! What a fucking muff tease!

muff tease by Cam69669 August 28, 2008

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Muff Teaser

Finger, suck, eat, etc. a girl until she is begging for it. Then rub your stiffy round her golden valley until she screams at you to give her a banging. Right when her frustration is at its highest level, stop and finish with a DIY(do it yourself) handjob. Then leave the room without saying a word. Not to be tried if you want to shack up with the selfish bitch again.

So I thought I would try the muff teaser tonight on that ungrateful bitch Michelle.

Muff Teaser by womanizer February 29, 2004

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muff teat

An expression similar to cool or awesome. Usually used to show excitement or enthusiam towards something.

Doug: We've been driving for four hours and we're finally almost here.

Dave: Muff Teat!!

muff teat by imdisguysd November 19, 2007

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muffteat

a crotch boob.

"What's another word for crotch boob?"

"Muffteat."

muffteat by helga1337 December 15, 2008

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Fleg

The word 'flag' as pronounced by people with thick Belfast accents. The term is a perfect encapsulation of the disproportionate and overblown reaction to the removal of the Union Jack (as in 'de fleg') from above City Hall in Belfast. Where previously it had flown for 365 days per year, it is now flown on 17 designated days of the year - in line with many other British cities.

The event caused a portion of the Protestant community ('fleggers') to make international pricks of themselves as they proceeded to wreck the fucking place, claiming it was another erosion of a 'British' identity they perceive to have been under attack since the horrifying spectre of equality reared its head in Northern Ireland.

The word 'fleg' - and indeed 'fleggers' - fittingly describes a section of humanity unconcerned with knowledge, reality or the vagaries of the English language. Like America's tea-baggers they are ruled by instinct, fear and paranoia with a side dish of rampant bigotry and startling ignorance of the world around them.

"Wat de fuck like! The taigs got de fleg took down! Let's wreck de fuckin place! No surrender!"

"De fleg has been took down! Before ye know it there'll be a united Ireland! Attack Short Strand! God Save The Queen!"

Fleg by OnionFleg August 9, 2013

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Skeef

To take something small, that doesn't quite qualify as a theft. Probably from the Danish "skæv" or the Dutch "scheef", both of which are pronounced similarly, meaning "askew, or not quite right'. To change an item's ownership without permission, but only something small and of little worth.

"I skeefed an apple off the neighbor's tree." "I skeefed some chips outta your bag when you looked away." "Don't skeef my chair when I go to the bathroom."

Skeef by kachinaflonk July 16, 2026

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