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a crotch boob.
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"Muffteat."
by helga1337 December 07, 2008
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An expression similar to cool or awesome. Usually used to show excitement or enthusiam towards something.
Doug: We've been driving for four hours and we're finally almost here.

Dave: Muff Teat!!
by imdisguysd October 31, 2007
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