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[muellering] 

Definition "Muellering" misleading, contradictory, vague or ambiguous statements meant to confuse the left wing media in an effort to continue and further the RUSSIAN CONSPIRACY THEORY against TRUMP.
FBI Robert Mueller found Trump not guilty of "Russian Collusion" but was unclear while Muellering about "obstruction of justice."
[muellering] by QUILL News May 30, 2019

Mullening 

1. The pathetic act of attributing a ridiculously poor performance or failure of effort to a set of universal variables not unique to the failing entity, often discounting the importance of the competition event. Usage of this verb references Coach Dan Mullen’s leadership before and after the Florida Gators 55-20 loss to Oklahoma in the 2020 Cotton Bowl, a game in which Florida had 60 available players. The 2020 season also saw Florida lose to LSU, a contest in which the Tigers had 54 available players.

Usage of the verb also can specifically reference general excuse making with unfounded swagger, often to the point of discounting the value or quality of an available roster.
“Man, At least we can count on our coach not to Mullen our way through this game”

“•Coach, tell us why you lost today?
- well I won’t Mullen to you. We just got beat. It was an important game and we were proud of the guys we fielded.”

“I would invite their team to our bowl but I really don’t want them Mullening. Who do we know that would just show up and play instead of Mullening it in”

Mandy Mulleting 

The Obsessive compulsion to sit next to somebody no matter how many seats are available, An extreme Mandy Mulleter will make physical contact making the victim very uncomfortable.
Bob: "Hey bill."

Bill: "HI!"

Bob: "take a seat i just bought 3 new couches last week"

Bill: *Sits very close to Bob, practically on his lap"

Bob: .....

-Please help spread the use of the word "Mandy Mulleting"
Mandy Mulleting by JocobH69 July 25, 2011

mollering 

To move a great distance- typically across the globe, though cross country trips are also common, to pursue a relationship with an internet lover, typically met on an internet message board.

named after new zealand's ex-most popular online persona.
messageboard girl: I think i want to move to Tokyo to live with CyberHngStd4334

messageboard dude: 'Mollering is retarded, thats going to be an expensive mistake and then we're all going to laugh at you.
mollering by cody kory February 9, 2005

Millering 

Having different drinks in front of you at once.
Why do you have all of those drinks.
I have a white wine for the fish, a red for the steak, a champagne for the toast and I'm just finishing this beer.
Oh so you're Millering.
Millering by Chooch August 16, 2013

Buellering

Taking a day off from your adult responsibilities to relax and reconnect with your inner child by watching movies / television ads from your childhood, eating the same food etc.

Not yet sanctioned by modern psychology
"Yeah my therapist recommended I try "Buellering"

"That's cool dude, I've been buellering pretty much every day for the past two years"
Buellering by radiotilmidnight August 25, 2021