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Muellering 

The lingering urge to believe and fantasize that the outcome of a process or proceeding will end with victory and vindication.
My husband is in a jolly mood these days muellering about Trump being found guilty on at least one of his felony charges and is sentenced to jail.
Muellering by gshook November 30, 2023

Mullening 

1. The pathetic act of attributing a ridiculously poor performance or failure of effort to a set of universal variables not unique to the failing entity, often discounting the importance of the competition event. Usage of this verb references Coach Dan Mullen’s leadership before and after the Florida Gators 55-20 loss to Oklahoma in the 2020 Cotton Bowl, a game in which Florida had 60 available players. The 2020 season also saw Florida lose to LSU, a contest in which the Tigers had 54 available players.

Usage of the verb also can specifically reference general excuse making with unfounded swagger, often to the point of discounting the value or quality of an available roster.
“Man, At least we can count on our coach not to Mullen our way through this game”

“•Coach, tell us why you lost today?
- well I won’t Mullen to you. We just got beat. It was an important game and we were proud of the guys we fielded.”

“I would invite their team to our bowl but I really don’t want them Mullening. Who do we know that would just show up and play instead of Mullening it in”

Mandy Mulleting 

The Obsessive compulsion to sit next to somebody no matter how many seats are available, An extreme Mandy Mulleter will make physical contact making the victim very uncomfortable.
Bob: "Hey bill."

Bill: "HI!"

Bob: "take a seat i just bought 3 new couches last week"

Bill: *Sits very close to Bob, practically on his lap"

Bob: .....

-Please help spread the use of the word "Mandy Mulleting"
Mandy Mulleting by JocobH69 July 25, 2011

mollering 

To move a great distance- typically across the globe, though cross country trips are also common, to pursue a relationship with an internet lover, typically met on an internet message board.

named after new zealand's ex-most popular online persona.
messageboard girl: I think i want to move to Tokyo to live with CyberHngStd4334

messageboard dude: 'Mollering is retarded, thats going to be an expensive mistake and then we're all going to laugh at you.
mollering by cody kory February 9, 2005

Millering 

Having different drinks in front of you at once.
Why do you have all of those drinks.
I have a white wine for the fish, a red for the steak, a champagne for the toast and I'm just finishing this beer.
Oh so you're Millering.
Millering by Chooch August 16, 2013

Buellering

Taking a day off from your adult responsibilities to relax and reconnect with your inner child by watching movies / television ads from your childhood, eating the same food etc.

Not yet sanctioned by modern psychology
"Yeah my therapist recommended I try "Buellering"

"That's cool dude, I've been buellering pretty much every day for the past two years"
Buellering by radiotilmidnight August 25, 2021
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
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Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
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kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
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proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
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The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
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