Verb: to Mueller something/someone is to execute a deep lengthy investigation, usually in order to uncover the deepest darkest secrets and crimes of that thing/person, including and often specifically to find secrets unrelated to the original inquiry.
Frances: "Alright boys, fess up now, who took my lighter? Don't make me Mueller this shit and expose your vast collection of stolen lighters."
by bmb5220 April 6, 2018
Surname. The American version of the name Muller, but with an Umlaut over the "u." Very common in Germany.
American Muellers can be the best people you will ever meet.
American Muellers can be the best people you will ever meet.
Person #1: "That Sarah Mueller, she's really great!"
Person #2: "She might actually be one of the best people I have ever met!"
Person #2: "She might actually be one of the best people I have ever met!"
by always true February 26, 2009
by Roper6045 December 10, 2012
by jesuslovingchik February 6, 2010
Something that goes on and on and on and on and never ends, but also never produces anything useful. Purposefully carrying something to its furthest extent to annoy another. Origin: The Robert Mueller Investigation. Also see MuellerGASIM, Muelldozed, Pulling a Mueller, Muelleresque.
Can be used as a noun or a verb.
Can be used as a noun or a verb.
by Gingy Yael August 21, 2018
A quality or way of life involving being exceedingly innocent in reality, but saying terribly sexually inappropriate things without realizing it in front of children.
Muellerist: "Alright, class, let's look up Leda and the Swan." Class: (dead silence) Muellerist: "Oh my, why are these so graphic?" Class: "What a muellerism!"--- Muellerist with a speech impediment in a Croc's store: "Goth, theeth cocs are tho comforthabul!" Friends: "Mueller!"
by Alberth Wethker March 6, 2011
The greatest of all time.
by arooo May 3, 2018