Muller

To make a joke that fails and everyone laughs at you and not with you.
Can also be judged by a thumbs up or thumbs down.
Joker: And then he fell over!
> silence <
All: Muller!
by Mog75 December 06, 2005
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To do a shit (eject shit from uranus)
Used as verbal abuse ("you piece of muller")
Be used as a replacement/subsitude for the word "SHIT"
Be used as during sex (exsample: brown showers)
"Im going for a muller" (im going for a shit)
"Muler/Mullah! (SHIT!)
Muller time (shitting time/brown showers)
Muller Express (brown showers)
Muller on Muller (a 69 version of brown showers)
by Wedge Antillies October 12, 2005
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Being calmly intoxicated to a near paralytic level. Generally through the aid of alcohol.
Twinkle Face: Bored still, what you doing?
Petal Cheeks: Little...
Twinkle Face: Want to get muller?
Petal Cheeks: Okay!
by Jig Jigabang June 03, 2009
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To take something that belongs to someone else, even though it can clearly be traced back to you.
Damn-I thought I had some coke in the fridge but I appear to have been Mullered.
by MelbIT May 11, 2007
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A last name usually paired with a first name of someone who is attractive. Normally an 'Alisha' or 'Jake'
Alisha: I will name my baby boy Jake!
Nurse: why?
Alisha: fits the last name.
Nurse: Muller?
Alisha: Exactly.
by LittleMissToby July 02, 2013
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a coffee grinder used for for weed instead of coffee beans, unlike normal herb grinders, Mullers create a more fluffier mix and you can control how fine you grind your herbs
Mark: Hey john, did you bring the muller?
John: Nah i left it at home

Mark: well go back the grinders not as good

John: alright i mean its only a 2 min walk
by GimmeFreeBudsBro October 02, 2019
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mullered

1 Broken, smashed or beaten up to the point of being visisbly altered, unusuable or non-functional.
2 Intoxicated with drink or drugs to the point of non-sensibility.
3 Resoundingly beaten in a competition of some kind.


As far as I am aware this term comes from the German footballer Gerd Muller who scored lots of goals.
I got totally mullered last night, I had loads of pills......

A bus smashed right into his car and absolutely mullered it....

We got bloody mullered at five-a-side, 10 bleedin' nill

This term probably comes from German international footballer Gerd Muller who used to destroy teams with his sizzling shots from inside or outside the penalty area....

Gerd Muller, known as "Der Bomber", is the greatest goal-scorer of the modern era. He scored an amazing 68 goals in 62 games for West Germany during the 1970s, including the win in the 1974 World Cup Final.
Gerd Muller, a stocky, powerful striker with matchless speed in the penalty area, amassed 628 goals in first class football. This included 365 goals for Bayern Munich during his 14 year career.
by james mcdonnell March 16, 2004
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