Muddshaft

A gay derivative of the popular Mudslide cocktail.

* Prepare mudslide cocktail
* Add a float of Jim Beam Black
* Garnish with a Hillshire Farm Lit'l Smokies cocktail sausage

After a long night with his boyfriend... Trevor just wanted to set on his inflatable donut seat cushion and down a Muddshaft to drown the pain.

by Spanky007 September 9, 2009

muddshark

A white girl who only dates black guys.

Johnny white guy: I tried to date Becky, but she said I wasn't her type. Then I saw her with Tyrone. Wtf??

Johnny's friend: Thought you knew, Becky's a muddshark! You didn't have a chance.

by Sheree19 October 2, 2007

muddshark

non black bitch that only loves black cock

Kim Kardashian is a muddshark cause she only likes mid thigh black cock

by vince61 July 6, 2010

midshafting

When a man wears his pants halfway down his unit to expose the shaft. Our creative response to the ridiculous fashion statement known as butt cleavage. As if anyone wants their woman looking like a plumber

Jeremy King has to be very careful when midshafting, as he is always a half inch away from full exposure

by king Murf August 10, 2010

mudshart

When you shart and it slides down your leg.

1. You should have seen William last night he filled his pants with a mean ass mudshart!
2. Wtf dude did you just mudshart? It smells like shit in here

by DaFatha August 20, 2024