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Mind-shaft 

When a fellow chap uses his male genital organ to think, rather than his head.
"Look at you John!. She took half of your equitable estate, your kids, and the only thing she gave you is god damn squirrel AIDS, and hepatitis A through Z. Really naive!!! You should stop thinking with your mind-shaft and start using that big melon of yours!".
Mind-shaft by John-0-notelb October 9, 2016
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Mind-shaft 

When a fellow chap thinks with his male genital organ rather than his head
"Look at you John, she took half of your equitable estate, your kinds, and all she gave you is god damn squirrel AIDS, and hepatitis A through Z! Really naive; you should stop thinking with your mind-shaft and start using that big melon of yours."
Mind-shaft by John-0-notelb October 10, 2016

MindShift 

A shift in your mindset caused by creating something out of a fine balance between insights and innovation, leading to a MindShift.

A MindShifter is one who professes such change.
Your approach towards life needs a MindShift.

Do something you feel strongly about by allowing a MindShift.

That campaign was a true combination of a MindShift.
MindShift by MindShifter November 4, 2011

minnesota mineshaft 

When 5 guys go into a coal mine with pickaxes. Once you reach optimal jizzing altitude(closer to the earth) you commence the jerk circle and while you are circle jerking you tell eachother ”spooky stories” and you call your parents and have phonesex the first person to jizz is elected as mayor of the city.
Then you all go home and jerk off.
Guy:im bored
G
Guy2:wanna fuck?
Guy: minnesota mineshaft?
Guy2:FUCK YEAH

Abandoned Mineshaft 

What happens to a person when they haven't had sex in a long time, their holes become an abandoned mineshaft with zombies, dropping rotten flesh. Happens more often to people with HIV
Person 1: "Bruv this skank has HIV, shes probly an abandoned mineshaft.
Person 2: " yeah probly "

Golden Mineshaft 

When you put your penis in a woman's ass and urinate.
Yeah, I gave her the golden mineshaft last night.

midshafting

When a man wears his pants halfway down his unit to expose the shaft. Our creative response to the ridiculous fashion statement known as butt cleavage. As if anyone wants their woman looking like a plumber
Jeremy King has to be very careful when midshafting, as he is always a half inch away from full exposure
midshafting by king Murf August 10, 2010
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