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Mud-Blood 

1. A demeaning name for those who are born into muggle families and can use magic. These people tend to be disliked by Slytherins due to Slytherins being pure-blooded and believe that only pure bloods should be able to attend Hogwarts.
2. Tend to be intelligent witches and wizards. e.g. Hermione Granger, Lilly Potter
Draco: You filthy mud-blood!
Hermione: WTF U JUST CALL ME!!!
Draco: A filthy, dirty, bluggered, MUD-BLOOD!
Hermione: Taste magic BITCH!! STUPEFY

Justin Flinchfetchly: Hey Hermione. How'd you do on that test?
Hermione: Dude I totally aced that shit! How'd you do?
Justin: ACED!!
Hermione: Fuck yea you did mud-blood!!
Justin: O hellz yea mud-blood!!
Mud-Blood by HPkid93 March 6, 2010
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Mud Blood 

Violent mud diarrhea experienced next morning after drinking IPAs, mixed with asshole blood from excessive wiping.
Dude got white boy drunk shredding gnar had mud blood the next day. Bad for business.
Mud Blood by str8 outta dp September 23, 2015

Mud Blood 

Mudblood is a highly derogatory term for a Muggle-born wizard or witch. It is also a racial slur to black witches and wizards commonly known to muggles as the "N-word". Draco Malfoy is guilty of dropping the "M-word" a bunch of times in the books.
The smug look on Malfoy’s face flickered. ‘No one asked your opinion, you filthy little Mud blood,’ he spat.
Mud Blood by Smith McCool January 4, 2019

Mud Blood 

A substance formed when a soiled tampon is released from one woman's vagina and shoved into the and ass of another.
Dude: Is that Mud Blood I smell.

Homie: Yeah.. just came out of that girls ass. Can you believe that smell... How's your mind?

Dude: Blown!
Mud Blood by rudytuesday April 23, 2010

Mud Blood 

Someone who gets tattooed and pierced for all the wrong reasons.
"I wanna get a sleeve, i don't care Whats on it" said the mud blood.

Mud blood 

A term used to describe anyone who is just that anyone ass bitch who no one likes but you don’t want them to tell on you even though it is really worse than calling them every bad word in the world. Anyone called this is also a bot and someone who would cry if you said retard, faggot, and made any slight word that someone who is sensitive or takes things way to seriously says. Also this word can be used in a way to say ur adopted in a insulting way.
Ari: Taylor is a fucking retard.
Cody: Fuck you my half cousins brother-in-law’s step cousin twice removed is retarded you don’t just joke about that. (Starts crying)
Ari: Oh sorry..... cough cough mud blood.
Mud blood by Charlemagne the ass April 12, 2019

Mud Blood 

Half Breed child with a Mud Shark mother and black father (usually out of the picture)
Look at all the mud bloods at the park today.
Mud Blood by Fastcracka April 5, 2025
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