Muady

A short middle eastern man with short temper. Does not like to be talked to about his mother. Their fathers are rich doctors with private jets and build houses on antartica. They drive BMW's and can be seen from the hours of 3:00 to 7:00. They are attracted to white rice in blue bowls. If one is caught it must immediately frozen and preserved for future generations because they are going extinct.

You:I caught a muady last night.

Keaton: No way I have been trying to do that all year!

by Camaniel December 7, 2013

Muddy Helmet

The term Muddy Helmet is used in reference to a film residue, coating, paste, or chunks of shit remaining on the head or just below the head of a cock after anal sex.

This phenomenon results from pounding an anus not fully cleaned of feces.

The term is often used when speaking of homosexual sex.

A muddy helmet is sometimes referred to as a "fag fuck cock collar" or a "shit kiss".

Hey. I see you are heading out with that little Brazilian faggot Andre. Don't get a muddy helmet.

Last time you pounded that faggot Andre's ass, you had to use pineapple juice to get the mud off your helmet. What does that little hissy fit queer eat anyway? Motor oil?

by Smack Baby October 23, 2011

My muddy

Nyc slang for my friend or my day one of my nigga

“ you know jay?”
Yeah that’s my muddyyy ftyb

by Mr50aneigth March 9, 2021

muddy puppy

When a guy ejaculates onto a girls face and then the dog licks it off.

Holy shit, Hunter just gave Sara a muddy puppy! That poor Rosie doesn't know any better.

by Jasper Rojas October 27, 2008

Muddy

What guys in Ny refer to as they're bro .

Jah:"Yo Jay Word to my mother you really my muddy "

by Hoodfavnigga March 26, 2021

Muddy

If you knew a someone for 10 plus years and y’all got it through the “mud” together than that’s your “muddy” word was also made by the “YGZ” / “whG5pty”and Bronx nyc aka RPT

“This really my muddy right here”

“This really my heart knew he for many years (muddyyyyyyyyyy)”

by Bronx king March 28, 2021

Muddy Monocle

The ring of poo left around one's eye after another has positioned their anus around the eyeball. For thrill seekers only.

Jack woke up, looked in the mirror and to his delight saw a brown ring around his left eye. In that instance he realised that Erin had visited him in the night to deliver a Muddy Monocle.

by HairyChickenBum December 15, 2011