Mrs. Claus 

A sex act wherein a person with a penis jacks off and cums onto the forehead of their partner.

Colston was bored with just cumming on his girlfriend's back, so one day, he decided to give her the ole Mrs. Claus.

Mrs. Claus by notmyrealnamebeech December 14, 2019

Mrs. Claus Vagina 

When a girl gets pounded too hard and too long, and her labia become swollen and red, like Mrs. Claus herself

Man, I had some rough sex last night, and now I am rockin' the Mrs. Claus Vagina

Mrs. Claus Vagina by T and H December 16, 2010

Mrs Claus 

A fat man women who sits around all day eating and watching reality shows

Mrs Claus is watching MTV

Mrs Claus by supercutekid November 27, 2011

Dirty Mrs Claus 

A Christmas-themed pegging. Dirty Mrs Claus is when she gets the opportunity to go up Santa’s chimney to simultaneously celebrate the season and take down the patriarchy all year.

This Christmas, I am hoping my husband will accept a Dirty Mrs Claus to help me relieve some stress from this Christmas.

Dirty Mrs Claus by JMNS December 22, 2023

mrs santa clause

The women who has sex with santa to make elfs

Fucl me in tje pusdy mrs santa clause

mrs santa clause by R9ckruff December 4, 2017

jerb 

well known from south park
rednecks get angrry that future folk took there jobs so they yell
They took ouare jerbs!

Them future folk took ouare jerbs!

jerb by Jimberley Kim April 7, 2005

Cheeks 

An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)

"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."

Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020