Mrs. Claus

A sex act wherein a person with a penis jacks off and cums onto the forehead of their partner.

Colston was bored with just cumming on his girlfriend's back, so one day, he decided to give her the ole Mrs. Claus.

Mrs. Claus by notmyrealnamebeech December 14, 2019

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Mrs. Claus Vagina

When a girl gets pounded too hard and too long, and her labia become swollen and red, like Mrs. Claus herself

Man, I had some rough sex last night, and now I am rockin' the Mrs. Claus Vagina

Mrs. Claus Vagina by T and H December 16, 2010

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Mrs Claus

A fat man women who sits around all day eating and watching reality shows

Mrs Claus is watching MTV

Mrs Claus by supercutekid November 27, 2011

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Dirty Mrs Claus

A Christmas-themed pegging. Dirty Mrs Claus is when she gets the opportunity to go up Santa’s chimney to simultaneously celebrate the season and take down the patriarchy all year.

This Christmas, I am hoping my husband will accept a Dirty Mrs Claus to help me relieve some stress from this Christmas.

Dirty Mrs Claus by JMNS December 22, 2023

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mrs santa clause

The women who has sex with santa to make elfs

Fucl me in tje pusdy mrs santa clause

mrs santa clause by R9ckruff December 4, 2017

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Shitdar

Spidey sense for evading poop on the street, canine or otherwise.

When walking in NYC or LA, you need shitdar.

Shitdar by Sickomonster June 3, 2026

Word of the Day on June 6, 2026

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Shackteâu

A Shackteau is a humble, weather-beaten, structurally questionable shelter located in a spectacular or highly coveted place—Wales, Jackson Hole, Sun Valley, Crested Butte, coastal Maine, the Alps—where the building itself may be worth almost nothing, but the dirt, view, access, and mythology make it absurdly valuable.
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Shackteâu - We thought it was an abandoned shed until the realtor called it a rare alpine Shackteâu with unobstructed views and listed it for $2 million.

Shackteâu by ez-dog June 4, 2026

Word of the Day on June 5, 2026

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