Mrs. Claus
Colston was bored with just cumming on his girlfriend's back, so one day, he decided to give her the ole Mrs. Claus.
Mrs. Claus by notmyrealnamebeech December 14, 2019
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Mrs. Claus Vagina
When a girl gets pounded too hard and too long, and her labia become swollen and red, like Mrs. Claus herself
Mrs. Claus Vagina by T and H December 16, 2010
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Dirty Mrs Claus
A Christmas-themed pegging. Dirty Mrs Claus is when she gets the opportunity to go up Santa’s chimney to simultaneously celebrate the season and take down the patriarchy all year.
This Christmas, I am hoping my husband will accept a Dirty Mrs Claus to help me relieve some stress from this Christmas.
Dirty Mrs Claus by JMNS December 22, 2023
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mrs santa clause by R9ckruff December 4, 2017
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