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The closest a person can get to God. A Claus is usually someone with a large penis, very attractive, etc. He is the best in everything, and nothing or no one can compare to him.
Man, I wish I was a Claus.
by Dr. Who's Seuss November 07, 2010
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Intelligence agency term for "psychological operation". A government or corporate-sponsored operation, usually taking the form of a "terrorist attack" or "crazed gunman on a spree", with the intent of panicking the public into demanding more police and laws inhibiting freedom. Psyops are usually carried out by drugging a civilian or group of civilians with aggression-promoting drugs, psyching them up, arming them, and sending them out to commit mayhem. Government-sponsored terrorism. See also blackshirts, conspiracy
Person A: Man, that nutcase Martin Bryant guy shot 35 people in Tasmania!

Person B: No, he wasn't a nutcase, that was just a psyop so the government could have an excuse to ban guns.
by Mystikan April 11, 2006
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Where do I even start on this one.... Claus is DA FLIPPING MAN OF GOD. He is also the most random person that exists nowadays. Here is how it all began: Claus decided to leave his non-random followers, and here is how it went:

Follower #1: Where is Claus?

Follower #2: He is flying into outer space.

Follower #1: WHAT? He bought a rocket?

Follower #2: No, he's been building one.
(I love you if you get the reference)

And that is how how Claus took his two wives, his children and his goat Clausishia and flew away. After countless nights he reached a very random looking planet in the Milky Way. The Clasanian family landed there and realised that it was a very random country with very random people living there. Since Claus is basically a millionaire, he built somewhere around 400000 bridges there so that everyone would have a place to stay. He sold his rocket and bought a bunch of cardboard boxes for his family. That very same day, the Clausanian family got robbed and were left with nothing. And that is how they ended up living under the Clausanian bridges. However, the people found Claus attractive, and made him their CEO. Claus named the planet after him, and it became the Random Land Of Clausania. And that is how Claus became CLAUS-THE-RANDOM-MAN-OF-GOD.
Clauser #1: Do you believe in the power of Claus?
Clauser #2: Of course, I mean he is the absolute man of God!
by Random Claus May 28, 2020
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verb to hit another man in the genitals

pronunciation rhymes with house
Tom: Dude!!!! you totally got claused
by heythatsmybike September 10, 2006
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Clau is a very nice person. Sometimes Claus are depressed and dont know how to handle with bad things but soon they get better.
Claus are great lovers and also they are crowned with a big dick.
If u know a Clau u can be very very happy.
Clau has not a lot of friends but he has the best friends on earth. Everyone wants to be Claus friend or something more😏
Claus are the best boyfriends on earth and they dont care about other girls.
Stacy: Hey look theres Clau!
Samantha: Oh my god yeah he is so hot isnt he?
Stacy: Yeah he is definitely!!
Lucy: Ehm guys?! He belongs to me okay?!
Stacy: Oooh Claus girlfriend whoopsy..
by anonymousteddy October 16, 2019
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