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a teacher that will assign you long homework, but don't got the shlong.
Yo I just found out Mr.Long's d isn't long, but the homework is long.
Mr.Long by TheChingRa September 19, 2018
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mr long thing 

The Children:whats that
Arnold:this is mr long thing your new class mascot
Arnold:go ahead and pet mr long thing
The Children:He spat at me
Arnold:I dont care keep peting him
The Children:i dont like this
Arnold:Dont make me do to you what i did to mr fluffykins
The Children:where is he
Arnold:up my ass should be out in two week....or more!
The Children:AAAAAAAAAAH
Arnold:keep going danmmit or ill break your legs
The Children:your scary
Arnold:don't mind the white stuff it mean he likes you
Johnny:taste salty
Arnold:thats it you dead
Now poor johnny is in Arnolds ass

Mr SH Long

A man who has a long and hard penis of impressive measurements. Not to be confused with his friend, Mr CH Ode
Hello, is this a Mr SH Long I am speaking to?

Please, just call me schlong
Mr SH Long by Dictionroy January 26, 2010

Mr. Long Wong 

An Asian teacher with a surprisingly long wong
You "Mr. Wo has a Mr. Long Wong."
Your friend "I know right"
Mr. Long Wong by irishbro0onYouTube February 11, 2019

Mr. Longenecker 

History teacher at Lower Dauphin. He is the reincarnation of Jesus himself and can shape-shift into any being he wants. He is immortal and rules over us mere mortals.

Mr. Longone

Leo: why is jay not silly???!!!

Jay: he’s a mr. longone ofc hes not
Mr. Longone by leoweopeo August 13, 2023
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Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
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