Mr. Softy 

A soft, flaacid penis.

She had to tug a little extra on Mr. Softy to get him to stand at attention.

Mr. Softy by Dick Onchin December 16, 2020

Mr. Softy 

Soft stools with ass discomfort related to repeated wipes

After the road trip I'm still having a Mr. Softy

Mr. Softy by S. Goat November 27, 2011

Mr. Softee

The male penis when soft and flaccid.

Rachel woke me up at 4 a.m. by sucking on Mr. Softee.

She really got turned on when I slapped her face with Mr. Softee.

Mr. Softee by Eaton Holgoode April 24, 2017

Mr. Softie 

Fake Penis for Packing in Your Pants, akin to a dildo BUT only intended to be worn for show in underwear. FTM trans. sometimes wear these, or men with a small package who want to appear larger. Brand Name.

I was packing my Mr. Softie in my panties and he fell out.
Mr. Softie sure looks better than a roll of Quarters in your pants.

Mr. Softie by fixitman July 6, 2010

mr. softie 

the act of taking a really soft, continous shit. It's as if your ass is a Cravel soft ice-cream machine and the flavor is always chocolate.

Damn, that mr. softie I just took sure smells really bad, but feels so good!

mr. softie by lavazza July 28, 2006

mr. softie 

another name for Mr. bill Gates CEO of Microsoft

mr. softie beats core hog 's & screams @ http ( lingo writers ) and snorts @ C++ guys, I want BUG free code or no one goes home.. BACK to BACK all-nighters!!!!

mr. softie by itichie_nocanpo October 6, 2006