Urban Dictionary: Definitions by lavazza

bella pesha

Not for nothing, but she took her underwear off and had the most Bella pesha.

Ooh la la, Che Bella Pesha!

bella pesha by lavazza August 18, 2017

a penis; another way to say dick

Shut the fuck up bitch and play a melody on my skin horn!

skin horn by lavazza September 7, 2008

the act of taking a really soft, continous shit. It's as if your ass is a Cravel soft ice-cream machine and the flavor is always chocolate.

Damn, that mr. softie I just took sure smells really bad, but feels so good!

mr. softie by lavazza July 28, 2006

the term used to describe when you feel a diarrhea shit coming on, but all that comes out is air and a fine mist of shit.

Oh, man I blew up that bathroom with my aerosol ass!

a bowel movement, accompanied by excessive gas

I took a gassy shit last night after all that fuckin' Mexican food.

gassy shit by lavazza July 27, 2006

a stupid, red-neck hick who doesn't know any better. A backward person with no social skills, manners, or sense of style.

Gosh, he smells like garlic and has the gawdiest house in the neighborhood, what a cafon!

cafon by lavazza July 25, 2006