6 definitions by lavazza

skin horn

by lavazza July 25, 2006

a stupid, red-neck hick who doesn't know any better. A backward person with no social skills, manners, or sense of style.

Gosh, he smells like garlic and has the gawdiest house in the neighborhood, what a cafon!

by lavazza July 25, 2006

the term used to describe when you feel a diarrhea shit coming on, but all that comes out is air and a fine mist of shit.

Oh, man I blew up that bathroom with my aerosol ass!

by lavazza July 27, 2006

Not for nothing, but she took her underwear off and had the most Bella pesha.

Ooh la la, Che Bella Pesha!

by lavazza August 18, 2017

I took a gassy shit last night after all that fuckin' Mexican food.

by lavazza July 27, 2006

the act of taking a really soft, continous shit. It's as if your ass is a Cravel soft ice-cream machine and the flavor is always chocolate.

Damn, that mr. softie I just took sure smells really bad, but feels so good!

by lavazza July 28, 2006