Definitions by lavazza

bella pesha 

A beautiful vagina

Not for nothing, but she took her underwear off and had the most Bella pesha.

Ooh la la, Che Bella Pesha!

bella pesha by lavazza August 18, 2017

skin horn 

a penis; another way to say dick

Shut the fuck up bitch and play a melody on my skin horn!

skin horn by lavazza September 7, 2008

mr. softie 

the act of taking a really soft, continous shit. It's as if your ass is a Cravel soft ice-cream machine and the flavor is always chocolate.

Damn, that mr. softie I just took sure smells really bad, but feels so good!

mr. softie by lavazza July 28, 2006

aerosol ass 

the term used to describe when you feel a diarrhea shit coming on, but all that comes out is air and a fine mist of shit.

Oh, man I blew up that bathroom with my aerosol ass!

aerosol ass by lavazza July 27, 2006

gassy shit 

a bowel movement, accompanied by excessive gas

I took a gassy shit last night after all that fuckin' Mexican food.

gassy shit by lavazza July 27, 2006

cafon 

a stupid, red-neck hick who doesn't know any better. A backward person with no social skills, manners, or sense of style.

Gosh, he smells like garlic and has the gawdiest house in the neighborhood, what a cafon!

cafon by lavazza July 25, 2006