lavazza's definitions

aerosol ass

the term used to describe when you feel a diarrhea shit coming on, but all that comes out is air and a fine mist of shit.

Oh, man I blew up that bathroom with my aerosol ass!

by lavazza July 27, 2006

cafon

a stupid, red-neck hick who doesn't know any better. A backward person with no social skills, manners, or sense of style.

Gosh, he smells like garlic and has the gawdiest house in the neighborhood, what a cafon!

by lavazza July 25, 2006

gassy shit

a bowel movement, accompanied by excessive gas

I took a gassy shit last night after all that fuckin' Mexican food.

by lavazza July 27, 2006

skin horn

a penis; another way to say dick

Shut the fuck up bitch and play a melody on my skin horn!

by lavazza September 7, 2008

mr. softie

the act of taking a really soft, continous shit. It's as if your ass is a Cravel soft ice-cream machine and the flavor is always chocolate.

Damn, that mr. softie I just took sure smells really bad, but feels so good!

by lavazza July 28, 2006

bella pesha

A beautiful vagina

Not for nothing, but she took her underwear off and had the most Bella pesha.

Ooh la la, Che Bella Pesha!

by lavazza August 18, 2017