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Mr. Beans 

A nickname for someone who has alot of gas, and is always farting and stinkin up the joint. A common problem for those who like to frequent White Castles and eat sliders. This is also the name of some stupid actor from england, who is some tall queer who does these retarted comedy sketches that are as far from funny as pluto is from the sun.
I heard scott just went to white castle, so watch out for Mr. Beans!
Mr. Beans by TV CAR March 19, 2010

Mr. Beans 

The most unfunny human being on earth with the worst come backs. Also known as Lesley.
Shut the fuck Mr. Beans no one thinks your funny.
Mr. Beans by GuyWhoWorksatDenny January 26, 2022
Comical simple character that a show is based on. Takes his teddy called "Teddy" everywhere with him and is a bit stupid. Played by comcedian Rowan Atkinson.
Person: Did you watch Mr Bean the other day?
Other Person: Yes, I quite enjoyed the comical scene where Mr Bean pushes the three wheeled car out of a carpark so he can have it. He doesn't like that car!
Person: Indeed!
mr bean by Super-Sarah August 27, 2006
Mr Bean by SomeoneNew October 12, 2011

mr. bean 

An absolute amazing comedy fun for all the family. This man is a complete retard and the word he can say is "bean." GREAT SHOW!!!!!!!!!!
Receptionist- "can i take your name?"
Mr. Bean- "BEAN!!"
mr. bean by scott tracey September 17, 2006
Mr Bean is the ultimate comedian. Silly, hilarious and pretty much silent he never fails to make people scream with laughter.
person1: Woah! Look it's Mr Bean!
person 2: Wait I see a turkey
person 1: Well yeah! the turkey is on Mr Bean's head!
Mr Bean by smellycat97 December 14, 2011
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briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006
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Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
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Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
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