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Mponos is a supepior male, said to be more prime than Shrigma males, being very rare

and usually found amongst shrigma males and motorcycle gangs. Mponos are highly attractive to both female and male people, sometimes causing straight men to become gay. However, he cares about nothing and usually responds to all questions with "I don't care".
Hey yesterday I saw a Mponos in the street with his motorcycle, now I think I am gay.
Mponos by ChadThunderC0ck06 July 7, 2021
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monosodium glutamate 

Longer term for MSG, A flavor enhancer
more commonly used to refer to E621
Joe: Have you heard about some of the controversy surrounding monosodium glutamate?
Ben: You mean the furry porn website or the flavor enhancer

Monoshipper

A shipper who, as opposed to a multishipper, only ships a character in one pairing.
"Do you like Bakudeku?" "No, sorry I'm a Tododeku monoshipper."

the monosyllable 

A euphemism for "cunt".
I called my girlfriend the monosyllable, and she kicked me in the nuts!
the monosyllable by weep0r January 15, 2010

Monoscuit 

The theoritical predecessor to biscuits and triscuits
If there's is a biscuit, is there a monoscuit?
Monoscuit by Norrabal May 14, 2019

monosexism 

The belief that bisexual, omnisexual and pansexual identities and behaviors are inferior to monosexuality, or that any identity beyond monosexuality does not exist.

Any speech or behavior that is biased against people beyond a monosexual identity.
Monosexism claims that a person can only be gay or straight, and that anyone who is not is either lying or confused.
monosexism by RangerTom November 4, 2008

Monoscraboria 

The pathalogical fear of Board games
Monoscraboria describes the fear and anxiety felt when somebody decides that a 'great' way to spend an evening would be to play a board game. They then proceed to whip out a vast array of incomprehensible 'games' with too many rules/pieces and general paraphernalia.
You then waste a whole evening trying to understand the rules, arguing with descions and staring bleakley into the bottom of your vastly disappearing wine glass and wish you'd stayed at home to watch Eastenders.
Monoscraboria by Sweetcheek August 16, 2010