the monosyllable

A euphemism for "cunt".
I called my girlfriend the monosyllable, and she kicked me in the nuts!
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Coin

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Eve's customs house

Another name for pussy, vagina, etc.
She's such a little cocktease to Adam - she won't let him into Eve's customs house.
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niffle

A nondescript and variable act of physical affection. Typically mild and/or gentle, but potentially quite intimate.
She niffles my nose every time I sniffle - and then gives me a tissue.
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