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Pizza Mozzarella 

The most beautiful thing on this Earth that is far superior to three cheese tortellini
Gyro: Pizza Mozzarella, Piza Mozzarella, rella rella rella rella

Johnny: Wow that is catchy. Specifically the "rella rella rella rella" part

chicken stuffed with mozzarella wrapped in parma ham with a side of homemade mashed potatoes 

This is the first meal Louis Tomlinson has ever cooked and it was for Harry back in 2010. It's I well known story by the Larries that Louis has told a few times.
Interviewer: "Do you do romantic stuff for your partner?"
Louis: "I once, I've only ever cooked one meal that was pretty nice, chicken stuffed with mozzarella wrapped in parma ham with a side of homemade mashed potatoes"

Pizza Mozzarella 

A guy who trains a disabled stand user into being a spin user, unaware that that disabled stand user kid is gonna be killing the president. Fucking crippled ass cowboy kid gonna kick Funny Valentine's ass.

HE GOT GOLD PLATED TEETH

HE ITALIAN

HE GAY

perfecto being.

neato.

e.

he can S O N G .

PIZZA MOZZARELLA PIZZA MOZZARELLA RELLA RELLA RELLA RELLA RELLA..r e l l a..

the golden rectangle tho.

h u h.
Johnny: Gyro, I know we need to win this race but Jesus told to me to kil- Gyro? Gyro??

Gyro: PIZZA MOZZARELLA, PIZZA MOZZARELLA, RELLA RELLA RELLA RELLA RELLA RELLA RELLA..RELLA...rell..a..
An Egyptian term for any curvey foxy girl who's wearing a sexy outfit and usually showing some flesh.
Dude1: shoft elmozza elli 3addet di yala? (did you see this mozza who passed by, dude?
Dude2: Shut the fuck up you son of a bitch, she's my sister!
Dude1: Ooops, bardoo mozza! (still is a mozza)
Mozza by Oldhippie December 25, 2008

Mozambique Mozzarella Stick 

The act of busting your spunk and freezing it. After freezing your load you batter, bread and deep fry it. Once your "Stick" is ready to go, you repetitivly ram your partners rump with the roughly breaded spunk stick until her ass hole bleeds, the blood being marinara sauce.
My friend dishes out the meanest Mozambique Mozzarella Sticks.

Mozzarella Moment 

The unintentional ejaculation of a bead of seminal fluid inside ones' under garments.

Your typical ‘Mozzarella Moment’ occurs when a male comes across a fine female specimen who he finds particularly poignant. Given that the scenario does not involve prolonged sexual arousal, only a tiny bead of love-milk escapes the male, resulting in a minuscule hot mess.

The semen discharge resembles the minute drip of fresh coagulated milk that is seen escaping from fresh mozzarella when pressure is applied using a fork, or any other form of silverware.
Dude, I had a mozzarella moment while watching my hot colleague drinking a glass of cold water.
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briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006
Word of the Day on November 3, 2026
Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
Word of the Day on November 2, 2026

countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026

Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
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