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Mozambique - verb, noun. Term refers to a method of semi-ritual murder with origins in the namesake, by three gunshots at very close range. A victim is first shot twice in the chest, then once in the forehead in rapid succession.
Noun- The gangster was executed in a classic Mozambique.

Verb- The Mafia assassin was ordered to Mozambique the gangster before he could testify.
by David Sohagi June 23, 2005
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mozambique is a country in africa. it was a long time posession of portugal, but was basically owned through most of the 1800s and early 1900s by a corpoartion known as the nissa company. this organization, of course, ran mozambique into the ground. portugal held on this place until their own upheaval in the 1970s. since then, mozambique has been typical africa with coups, civil wars, aids, and poverty.
mozambique is trying to fix it's economy.
by Ben E. Hama February 01, 2007
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A shotgun as powerful as a potato gun oftenly found in the online game Apex Legends.
Joe Bloggs- I need a gun bad!
Aaron Crow- Mozambique Here!

Joe unfriends Aaron on Facebook.

Random player- “Mozambique here”
Chorus of every player in the game “STFU”
by Kes Ashley March 19, 2019
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Rhyming slang for “keek

Meaning: Extremely negative, terrible, shite, bad; etc.
“These Benson and Hedges fegs are Mozambique.”

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Guy1: “How was the date last night?”

Guy2:”Bitch was bush league, total Mozambique”
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Extremely sexy person who would never kill anyone. So sexy and strong that even three shots couldn't kill them. It is easily the sexiest man or object you will ever see. Specifically applies to a large dildo or gun.
Woah, that girl is a Mozambique.
by Schwangau February 28, 2019
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Mozambique is a slang way of calling someone with a large nose!
This girl over there has a Mozambique!
by D1ablo November 14, 2008
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1) A country in Africa
2) to have a mood swing
3) One amazing ass mo'fucker
4) chicka who speaks in code language
5) an all around awesome person

can be shortened to mozam and zambo
1) "I'm going to Mozambique for the summer!"
2) "My girlfriend's having a mozambique, but i love her no matter what."
3) "Dude! I love you, mozam!"
4) "I wish those two girls weren't such mozambiques so I could understand what they're talking about..."
5) "My best friend is Mozambique :)"
by babwe! March 16, 2008
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