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Moving on 

Moving on is something that you have to do after you spend over a year liking the same guy who doesn’t like you back. It’s letting go of them because it’s not healthy for you or helpful for them to keep it going this way. Moving on is what you have to do so you can still be friends with this person before you disappear from their life.
M: So how are you feeling now about you and O?
E: I’ve decided that it’s time I start moving on
M: Oh that makes sense
E: Yeah
Moving on by Rose1867 April 24, 2022
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moving on 

a kinder, gentler expression for "breaking up," but even more useful because it can be applied to any relationship, from a 20-year marriage to five-month lover, a three-week fling, or that person you've been stalking for the past nine days.
E: You look happy.
J: I just had it out with Julio. I'm so moving on.
E: But Julio's a great guy. Maybe you should rethink that.
J: And maybe you should tongue my poop chute.
moving on by JohnnyAZ June 11, 2006

Moving on up 

To the east side!
Moving on up: You don't tell me to give you an example. I give you an example when I damn well feel like it. Rosie o'donnel bitch.

keep moving on that stony road 

Continue forward despite the challenges up ahead.
For us, what has always been at stake is whether we could "keep moving on that stony road", closer to the ideals of our Founders—whether we really could be a country where we are all equal, not only endowed by our Creator with—but in fact living with—the rights to life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness.

noted, moving on 

Another way of saying "I don't care."

Variants of this include:
"Objection noted, moving on"
"Taken into account, moving on"
"Comment heard/seen, moving on"
Person 1: I think you're the worst person ever to live!
Person 2: Noted, moving on.
noted, moving on by A15kk April 9, 2013

Monologue of Moving On

The monologue that you write after a break up, be it as a dumpee or as the dumper. It self-indulgently describes in great detail the feelings that you have been through before, during, or after the break down of your relationship, or all. This results in many paragraphs of text, often re-written to the quality of a college essay, to eloquently as possible express your thoughts and emotions. This may be written immediately after the break up, to clear the air and begin the healing process, or it may take a while to get straight in your head. It can be written a long time after the break up, as you may not want to look weak by showing that you were still thinking about the relationship, or give off the false impression that you want to get back together.

Though the ex that you send this to may no longer care about your emotions regarding the relationship, by the time you write your Monologue of Moving On you are ready to leave them to their own devices and move on.
I was tormented for a while with all the things I never said to him during the relationship, but after I wrote my Monologue Of Moving on I felt a lot better, even though it pissed him off.

The next time she spoke to me, I replied with a Monologue of Moving On, to show her that it was totally over for me.
Monologue of Moving On by Fen_94 April 26, 2013

miss moving on

a girl who is fresh out of a relationship and trying her best to move on from it.

a girl who is living her best life after a breakup
Did you see Gracie flirting with the guy at the bar? Yes! She is Miss Moving On
miss moving on by Nikkolover636 January 31, 2020
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