Definitions by JohnnyAZ

ByeSpace 

The act of dropping out of MySpace and other social networking sites because they become so overwhelming to keep up with.

I had 27 new friggin' friend bulletins today - I'm seriously considering ByeSpace.

ByeSpace by JohnnyAZ January 15, 2008

dumbkin 

A dumb (badly carved) Halloween pumpkin.

(Credit to Dean at Peggy's expense)

E: Hey Dean, nice Jack o' Lanterns on your porch.
D: Thanks -- the one on the left is mine.
E: Very cool.
D: And the other one's Peggy's...total dumbkin.
E: You're so mean, Dean.
D: It is what it is.

dumbkin by JohnnyAZ October 16, 2007

moving on 

a kinder, gentler expression for "breaking up," but even more useful because it can be applied to any relationship, from a 20-year marriage to five-month lover, a three-week fling, or that person you've been stalking for the past nine days.

E: You look happy.
J: I just had it out with Julio. I'm so moving on.
E: But Julio's a great guy. Maybe you should rethink that.
J: And maybe you should tongue my poop chute.

moving on by JohnnyAZ June 11, 2006

skink

A skanky twink; a slightly sleazy slender gay boi.

A: Have you met Mike's new boyfriend?
J: Nuh-uh.
A: Total skink.
J: Gee, how surprising. Where'd they meet?
A: The kid was hustling outside Wal-Mart.

skink by JohnnyAZ May 31, 2006

microwave 

To heat up a relationship at an unnaturally speedy rate. Unfortunately, the resulting relationship often is more like a Hungry Man TV dinner than a slow-cooked paella. Again, credit to TT for this clever characterization.

A: So what's new with T and E?
K: Splitsville.
A: No way!
K: Way.
A: Well, they totally microwaved it.
K: Yeah. You'd think they were like lesbians or something.
A: Nope -- just two lonely men wanting something real.
K: Oh fucking well.
A: Too fucking bad.

microwave by JohnnyAZ May 31, 2006

go polar

To suddenly shift from being warm, friendly, outgoing, and even loving, to being stand-offish and out of touch without any observable (or reasonable) trigger. Usually occurs in the early stages of a relationship.

A: So did butt-knocker call you today?

J: No, haven't heard from him.

A: Since when?

J: Since, like, three days ago.

A: What happened? He was like, totally stalking you. Did he just, like, go polar or what?

J: Let's smoke a bowl and eat some Scoops.

go polar by JohnnyAZ May 28, 2006

trumpet 

A simultaneous rim job and handjob.

J: Did you go home with that guy last night?

M: Yeah.

J: Did you fuck him?

M: No, but my ass is still tingling from the trumpet he gave me.

trumpet by JohnnyAZ May 27, 2006