"Movert" n. Men who adopt the image of a pervert as a result of growing a moustache.

"Moversion" n. A phenomenon that repeats annually in the month of November whereby an unusually high rate of conversion from Man to Pervert occurs as the result of organized moustache growing.
I was physically scared when I BUMPED into a "movert" in the kitchen this morning. It's impacting my sense of security in the workplace.

"Moversion Complete."
by velvet bravo November 30, 2011
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