"Movert" n. Men who adopt the image of a pervert as a result of growing a moustache
"Moversion" n. A phenomenon that repeats annually in the month of November whereby an unusually high rate of conversion from Man to Pervert
occurs as the result of organized moustache growing.
I was physically scared when I BUMPED into a "movert" in the kitchen this morning. It's impacting my sense of security in the workplace.