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A goofball, doofus, or clumsy person or animal
My dog is a total Mobert, jumping on the couch and spilling an entire bowl of popcorn onto everyone.
Mobert by MirMir May 26, 2026
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Someone who exclusively dedicates their time to video games of the Multiplayer Online Battle Arena genre (MOBAs)
Person 1: "Man, that guy was really good at league, he destroyed us!"
Person 2: "Yeah, he must be a real Mober."
Mober by ape711 August 19, 2022
A phase during adulthood when a man first develops moobs. Usually begins in mid to late 30s but has been known to happen in late 20s in some male office workers.
Larry: Holy crap Frank, I didn't know you'd reached mooberty already, your moobs are huge!

Frank: yeah it sucks, I've started getting moobsweat too. I wish my mother would buy me my first man bra.
mooberty by Clive London November 29, 2007
The only way to explain the meaning of the word Mebert, is in the Mebert language, which consists only of the word Mebert, said in various pitches, volumes, and inflections.
Mom: How was your day?
Son: Mebert...

Girlfriend: Would you like to make love?
Boy: MEBERT!
Mebert by Glue548 June 5, 2007

MOBERTUCKY MUFFLER 

When you're going down on your girlfriend put your lips inside her pussy and blow as hard as you can until you hear the sounds of a Mobertucky Muffler.
I left the Wabash with that girl from South Park and gave her a Mobertucky Muffler behind a dumpster.
The hidden character that appears in every fourh pannel in all Dilbert comics*



*Does not appear in any Dilbert comic.
Wow that's one freaking big Moobert you got over there.
Moobert by zxcvbnmnbvcxz123 March 11, 2003
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Palmela Handerson 

Your hand that you masturbate with.
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Boyfriend: Have a visit from Palmela Handerson of course!
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x:"Girl your fit chewed today!"
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Blue Movie 

A pornographic film.

The use of the word "blue" to refer to sexually explicit content was first recorded in Scotland in 1824. "Blue" meant "lewd" because prostitutes dressed in blue gowns.
I found your stash of blue movies under your bed.
Blue Movie by Shayde79 January 20, 2011
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fache-couture 

French slang, which translated, means "bull's fashion" but basically equates to "hyper trendy" or overly trendy. Used when a person wishes to express distaste at the latest fashion trend/fad, because it seems that everyone has a certain item of clothing or is wearing it. This term is most frequently heard in Paris but is slowly spreading to other parts of France.
1. That Burberry scarf is so fache-couture.
2. That purple American Apparel hoodie is so fache-couture.
fache-couture by bkgmh46x0x March 18, 2008
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