Mouschism

The religion that revolves around lord Mouschi, the cat from the diary of Anne Frank. All hail Mouschi!

Kyle: Hey, what religion are you
Mike: Mouschism, all hail Mouschi
Kyle: tf
Mike: Mouschi is love, Mouschi is life

by Atomfax May 19, 2022

Mouschi

Mouschi is the name of Peter's cat in The Play of The Diary of Anne Frank.

Why would Mr Van Daan hate little Mouschi? It's such a dear thing!

by Kiryne June 3, 2016

Mouschi

A cute animal, especially a cat.

As a noun it would be 'mousch'

That cat is so mouschi.

Your baby is such a mousch.

by Mick! June 30, 2007

douschism

Adjective, the art of being a dousche. Sucking at life, and thinking you are awesome simultaneously.

"Let's watch tool academy on VH1 and make fun of their extreme douschism."
"Yea, they really suck at life."

by Tstylez January 30, 2009

Mouschi

He is Peter's cat from the diary of Anne Frank. Mouschi the cat. He is an amazing cat. Mouschie was much loved much by his beloved servant Peter. Mouschi is the most godly god to walk this Earth and universe. Mouschi kmew he could destroy the world but he did not for the love of him cherished his life through immortality. Even though his spirit is gone he spirit ans soul lives in the heart of every cat and citizen. We all loved Mouschi, even though Mr. Van Daan hated him he did not kill him or the obliterate the universe knowing his future worshippers needed to live on. All believers of Mouschi Jesus shall live in immortality and eternal glory.

I bow down and scream 7 "Hail Mouschi"s at the toothpaste bottle.

by Opia Sapphire February 5, 2018

Muschisausen

1. Bedeutung: Die Unfähigkeit einer Frau Feuchtigkeit in der Vagina zu produzieren.

2. Bedeutung: Verallgemeinert auch: Die Angst einer Frau davor Geschlechtsverkehr auszuüben.

Das Wort "Sausen" (in diesem Falle von Angst nicht Feierei(!) ) kann also entweder auf einen, trotz Paarungswilligkeit, trockenen Zustand der Vagina bezogen werden, oder auf eine spontane Umentscheidung der Frau, den Paarungsakt nicht zu vollziehen. In letzterem Falle spielt die Feuchtigkeit der Vagina keine primäre Rolle.

Wissenschaftler untersuchen derzeit den Zusammenhang von Muschisausen und neurologischer Nervosität.

Beispiel 1
Frau A: "Hey na? Hattest du gestern Nacht Sex mit dem Typen?
Frau B: "Nein es hat leider nicht geklappt. Er hat alles probiert aber ich hatte sehr starkes Muschisausen und wurde nicht feucht."

Beispiel 2
Frau A: "Hey na? Hattest du gestern Nacht Sex mit dem Typen?

Frau B: "Nein, zuerst wollte ich unbedingt. Aber als es dann dazuführte habe ich plötzlich Muschisausen bekommen und bin gegangen. Ich glaube, der ist doch nichts für mich."

by everything_knoblauch April 6, 2014

Mousochism

Mousochism is when you purposely commit crimes at Disneyland to be brought into the back rooms and get beaten up for your own sexual pleasure.

"I sure do love committing federal crimes at Disneyland so that Mickey Mouse can take me around back and physically assault me."

"Did you hear about Johnny?"
"Yeah, I guess he's into mousochism now!"

"Sean got detained last week at Disneyland for assaulting Goofy, and I heard he got bet pretty bad for it!"

by roboticfalcon21 June 9, 2022