Mountain oysters

Bulls nuts... broiled and full of warm splooge

That redneck over there is sucking on mountain oysters!

by Poon doctor May 11, 2019

mountain oyster

Beef testicles battered and fried; considered gourmet dining in the American west even though they are tough and have gristles.

The Brown Derby parboils their mountain oyster dishes so they won't be so tough and hard to chew.

by Richard Black March 11, 2005

mountain oyster

most likely originated in Australia or new Zealand, due to one of the main livestock being a sheep

A sheep's testicles

You can't eat mountain oysters...unless you're into that.

by ikayama October 10, 2004

Rocky Mountain Oysters

Bull nuts. Idiots eat them.

"Hey Joe, lets make us some tasty Rocky Mountain Oysters.

Aren't they bull nuts, fred?

Yes..."

by Anonymous May 02, 2003

Rocky Mountain Oyster

edible bull testicles

those were some good rocky mountain oysters at the bar last night.

by Hugh G. Dick July 02, 2008

rocky mountain oysters

see cow fries

mmm! these rocky mountain oysters taste just like chicken nuggets! hmm... i wonder what is really in those nuggets at wendys...

by jackieC January 26, 2004

rocky mountain oyster

a dish that is also known as bull testicles

Bill: Everyone is eating rocky mountain oysters aka bull testys
Mike: Lets try to find the fag eating his penis

by C.Good October 31, 2008