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Mont Blanc 

1. Oral sex involving a large amount of whipped cream.
Mont Blanc by Lexi S. April 8, 2008

Mont Blanc 

An up market brand, that sells watches, handbags, jewellery etc. Arugably most well known for their pens, which rich people enjoy writing with, especially if they have a rolex hanging of their wrists.
Slut: My husband's alimony bought me a Rolex and a $1000 Mont Blanc pen :)
Mont Blanc by HJManson August 16, 2009

Mount and Balance 

1. To engage in sexual intercourse in a non-traditional location or position whereby great care, skill and balance is required to avoid falling, twisting or otherwise resulting in bodily injury.

2. A mechanical term used to refer to the installation of vehicle tires onto wheel rims and weight balancing the wheel for even tread wear.
1. Dan and Carla spiced up their lovemaking by having sex on the roof of their neighbors house. They were able to get off without injury with a successful mount and balance.

2. Frank bough some new shoes for his ride and made sure he paid extra for the mount and balance.
Mount and Balance by Eaton Holgoode November 15, 2015

Montblanc 

An moogle with an orange pom-pom from Final Fantasy Tactics Advance, also appeared at Final Fantasy XII and Final Fantasy Tactics A2: Grimoire of the Rift. He's a black mage with a green jacket and baggy brown pants.
Montblanc befriends with Marche as soon as he knows him.
Montblanc by Kuzlalala2 January 31, 2009
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"Yeah... I know."
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