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same as snitching (*snitch - someone who rats people out or tells on them)
Stop mounsin bruh! This shit is lame as fuck!
Mounsin by DragonNiggaNoSlime November 15, 2019
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Deer Mounting 

Going around during Christmas time and taking people's light up deer and putting them in odd, funny sexual positions. The ones with the moving heads are real fun
duuude lets go deer mounting my neighbors just got a herd of them!
Deer Mounting by ziggyzos December 16, 2008
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Mousing Around 

Verb: the act of fucking in Disneyland park grounds. (Can be extended to any Disney theme parks ie: Disney Sea, Disney World)
Example 1.
Girl: OMG there are so many people lined up outside the disabled toilets now.

Guy: Hahaha holy shit there is one in a hospital bed.

Girl: How did I let you convince me to even begin mousing around with me.

Guy: Doors open better run!

Example 2.
Guy: Come on babe let's mouse around.

Girl: OMG no!

Guy: I can take you to the happiest place on earth...
Mousing Around by tin_tinandcrew December 12, 2017
When a person has an excessive amount of hair mousse applied.
Wow, I feel bad for Matthew Mcconaughey, I saw one of his interviews on tv and he was moussin pretty bad.
Moussin by seks_panther October 18, 2009

mounting everest 

Having sex with a large fat woman.
Hey man why the long face?, "Jesus min I was plastered in the toon last night and ended up mounting everest"

Bareback Mounting 

Parody of the Academy Award winning movie Brokeback Mountain.
Did you see that new movie Bareback Mounting? It stars Jake Gyllenballs and sHeath Lover.

meat and mousing 

The act of simultaneously holding a mouse in one hand and your penis in the other, all of course while viewing internet porn.
Robert's mom caught him meat and mousing.
meat and mousing by AAIIEE September 28, 2008
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Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
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