Skip to main content

Shut up and drink your moonshine 

Shut up and drink your moonshine is a retort to someone who has made a racist, redneck or bump kind of comment.
After hearing Cletus extolled the goodness of the KKK, partygoers told him "shut up and drink your moonshine!"

Moonshine 

Moonshine is fermented, distilled ethanol. Depending on what you fermented, you get varying levels of toxic methanol. You can test for methanol by adding a little Moonshine to a borosilicate glass beaker or petri dish, adding boric acid or borax and some sulfuric acid, then burning it. If the flame turns green, then your Moonshine contains toxic methanol and it's not safe to drink, only safe for the laboratory. If the flame turns yellow and blue, it's just ethanol. If the fire turns red, you'll be dead because it has lead. Moonshine is fermented sugar.
I tested my Moonshine with the boric acid and sulfuric acid flame test! The fire was blue and yellow so it was safe and has no methanol or lead. It's just ethanol.
Moonshine by HawaiianPunch1 October 11, 2022

Moonstoned

Being so sleep deprived that you cannot function or speak properly, often results in embarrassing or humiliating situations that bring unwanted attention to oneself.
"Dude, look at that guy, he's so moonstoned he probably doesn't even know his own name!"
Moonstoned by epitomeofmoonstoned November 19, 2009

Moonshine 

Moonshine is distilled drinking alcohol(ethanol). First, you ferment a sugary drink(by adding yeast). Then, you distill it. The trick is, distill slowly and collect and throw away the first few shots. The first few shots contain methanol, a toxic impurity which causes blindness, kidney failure, and even death. Then, continue to distill and collect that ethanol. Most moonshiners who forgot to throw away the methanol impurity found out the hard way. Now you can enjoy properly made moonshine. Moonshine is awesome!
I just chugged some moonshine! Time to party!
Moonshine by HawaiianPunch1 July 2, 2021

Moonsickness 

General disdain or existential dread relating to being young and living in modern society. Feeling like you've disappointed people you haven't even met and not living up to your fullest potential.
Is it possible to be one of us and not feel the constant moonsickness decompose your spirit?
Moonsickness by efgdelcatty April 3, 2023

Moonfinger 

An instance when a friend is caught out inserting fingers up his bottom. Could be caught red-handed or by video.
I caught Tim in his bedroom 'Moonfingering' himself...
Moonfinger by Reladith January 14, 2009