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Mounding

Mounding is the practice of taking a male's genitals and shoving them up in the body cavity. The end result is that he only has a “mound" that resembles a cunt.
You couldn't tell she was a dude even when she was in a bikini because she was so good at mounding.
by kink4you August 8, 2013
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Mounding

Inserting pillows under the hips of a girl lying on her stomach, "mounding" her ass upwards....providing easy access to her sweetspot and a spanking target that can't be resisted.
I like to pass a leisurely afternoon tying her up, mounding her just right, and administering to her in painstaking detail...
by Autre June 3, 2009
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Mounding

The art of lying perfectly still while completely covered with blanket. The traditional colour of the blanket is orange, but a sleeping bag or poncho is an acceptable alternative. Mounding is more effective when done in public and is considered a legitimate recreational activity.

Pillows can be used under the blanket.
"I lost 53 calories just by Mounding 5 hours a day!"

"I was a fat lazy slob who would just lay around the house doing nothing all day, now instead, I mound!"
by Scissorhands' Cookie Heart November 22, 2011
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Mounding

The act of defecating on the floor and proceeding to have intercourse with said pile.
"How's the mounding pile coming along?"
"Laid the last log and mounded it last night."
by MoundMaster August 11, 2024
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Deer Mounting

Going around during Christmas time and taking people's light up deer and putting them in odd, funny sexual positions. The ones with the moving heads are real fun
duuude lets go deer mounting my neighbors just got a herd of them!
by ziggyzos December 16, 2008
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Munding

A verb meaning to laze around and do nothing. To exert no energy; the complete lack of activity.
'I've been munding all day'
'We're just munding'
'I'm munding, its the act of mundification'
by reacet06 July 18, 2011
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mounting everest

Having sex with a large fat woman.
Hey man why the long face?, "Jesus min I was plastered in the toon last night and ended up mounting everest"
by Jimmy Somerville March 8, 2008
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