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mottarded 

A marine that shows EXTREME enthusiasim in everything he does and is the poster child of how a marine should act.
theisen is so mottarded dude, he makes us look bad!
mottarded by okinawanMotard April 2, 2010
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mofotard 

Motherf*cking retard; someone who is uncannily mean and stupid; used when you don't feel like or aren't in a position to curse.
Herman was being a major mofotard when he insulted his friend about her age.
mofotard by ACShore August 16, 2010
retard who resembles a cow in some form
you are such a mootard!
mootard by Harriet Goldstone August 30, 2003

monotard 

Derogatory term for an individual of such uni-dimensional nature that they are unable to express anything other than a vague sense of satisfaction at all times. May claim to be 'happy', but will actually be unaware of what this emotion constitutes. Liable to be immensely repressed, and may well become alcoholic and/or psychotic in time.

Common examples include: Jack Johnson; presenters of morning television shows; Brick Tamlin; that person in your office who's permanently happy.
Them: "Jack Johnson's music is awesome, its so chillaxed."
You : "Jesus... whats wrong with you?"
Them: "Nothing, his music makes me happy."
You : "No, you're confusing 'happiness' with 'numbness'. Happiness is a state which can only exist in relation to sadness. You're such a fucking monotard."
Them: "I love lamp".
monotard by Murray G April 14, 2008
Cross between a moose and a retard, and typically thrown at less than stunning women with less than average mental capacities.
mootard by Ruben June 7, 2003

monotard 

Derogatory term for an individual of such uni-dimensional nature that they are unable to express anything other than a vague sense of satisfaction at all times. May claim to be 'happy', but will actually be unaware of what this emotion constitutes. Liable to be immensely repressed, and may well become alcoholic and/or psychotic in time.

Common examples include: Jack Johnson; presenters of morning television shows; Brick Tamlin; that person in your office who's permanently happy.
Them: "Jack Johnson's music is awesome, its so chillaxed."
You : "Jesus... whats wrong with you?"
Them: "Nothing, his music makes me happy."
You : "No, you're confusing 'happiness' with 'numbness'. Happiness is a state which can only exist in relation to sadness. You're such a fucking monotard."
Them: "I love lamp".
monotard by Murray G April 11, 2008