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monotard

Derogatory term for an individual of such uni-dimensional nature that they are unable to express anything other than a vague sense of satisfaction at all times. May claim to be 'happy', but will actually be unaware of what this emotion constitutes. Liable to be immensely repressed, and may well become alcoholic and/or psychotic in time.

Common examples include: Jack Johnson; presenters of morning television shows; Brick Tamlin; that person in your office who's permanently happy.
Them: "Jack Johnson's music is awesome, its so chillaxed."
You : "Jesus... whats wrong with you?"
Them: "Nothing, his music makes me happy."
You : "No, you're confusing 'happiness' with 'numbness'. Happiness is a state which can only exist in relation to sadness. You're such a fucking monotard."
Them: "I love lamp".
by Murray G April 14, 2008
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monotard

Derogatory term for an individual of such uni-dimensional nature that they are unable to express anything other than a vague sense of satisfaction at all times. May claim to be 'happy', but will actually be unaware of what this emotion constitutes. Liable to be immensely repressed, and may well become alcoholic and/or psychotic in time.

Common examples include: Jack Johnson; presenters of morning television shows; Brick Tamlin; that person in your office who's permanently happy.
Them: "Jack Johnson's music is awesome, its so chillaxed."
You : "Jesus... whats wrong with you?"
Them: "Nothing, his music makes me happy."
You : "No, you're confusing 'happiness' with 'numbness'. Happiness is a state which can only exist in relation to sadness. You're such a fucking monotard."
Them: "I love lamp".
by Murray G April 11, 2008
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mongtard

A combination of "Mong", (meaning a total idiot) and "Retard". General useage as an insult.
1) You're a total mongtard!
2) What a mongtard!
by SpasmicPuppy January 19, 2004
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mongtarded

mongtareded is the mixture of a retard and a mong.

someone who does something retarded but is naturally a mong.
that guy is so mongtarded
by Deto123 May 18, 2011
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Monotaro

1. A character from the fictional game series “danganronpa
2. Burger King
Guy: monotaro is so cool
Guy 2: monotaro Burger King lol
Guy: this is why you have no friends

Guy: I know
by Nebby the little PEICE OF SHIT January 27, 2021
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Monutard

A person from Northern El Paso county that is from a high social economic class, that spends money until they run out. After running out of money it never registers in their brain and they continue to spend.
Wow that Monutard just bought a new Land Rover? I thought he just filed bankruptcy?
by Philbert Jonson 3rd December 18, 2009
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mongtard

Derived from "Mongoloid" meaning one who suffers from Downs Syndrome and "Retard" a term given to either slow learners or just general morons, this word is used as an insult to people who do something spasticated.
"John you managed to set fire to your own fireproof boxers you mongtard!"
by CuddyRules May 17, 2005
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