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Motorboarding

An aggressive interrogation technique most likely not used in Guantanamo (citation needed) whereby the prisoner is suffocated by the application of a pair of large breasts until the point of semi-consciousness. The breasts are then briefly removed and the prisoner can breath for a few seconds. The breasts are then re-applied. The process is repeated ad infinitum until the prisoner gives up the secrets.

The technique requires a high degree of skill on the part of the interrogators. If the breasts are applied for too short a period, the prisoner is in fact motorboating, and it seems unlikely that s/he will give up important secrets under such conditions. In fact prisoners have been known to hold out the promise of fictitious secrets, simply in order to prolong the motorboating experience (citation needed, but hell, I would, wouldn't you?)

On the other hand, if the breasts are applied for too long, the prisoner will die, and take his or her secrets with them to the grave. Not the worst way to go, but definitely suboptimal.
After a 30 minute motorboarding session with Big Bertha, the suspect was ready to give up his own right testicle if only she would stop.
by JustDaveHere February 21, 2015
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motorbearding

When a female rubs her face in a back-and-forth motion against a mans scruffy beard because she loves the feeling. So named, because of a resemblance to the act of "motor boating" a female's breasts.
I just saw Seth and his amazing facial hair; clearly, I couldn't help but spend some time motorbearding him!
by WeLuvDMoon December 25, 2013
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motorboating

It means the activity of putting one's face between a woman's breasts, and rocking turning one's head rapidly from side to side while making a noise like a motorboat.
"Put your head between her tits and go bbl bbl bbl bbl bbl..."
"I heard Jimmy was motorboating Bella at school
she said it tickled"
by corgilover18 November 13, 2018
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Ass Motorboating

Verb. The act of violently shaking your face in between the cheeks of an amazing ass.
While I was coming out of that pool, I couldn't help but ass motorboating that big ass booty!
by Fat Ghandi January 2, 2012
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Motorboating

The placement of one's face, specifically the mouth, into the area between a well-endowed woman's breasts, followed by a rapid shaking of the face in a side-to-side motion accompanied by yelling. The resulting sound that is created sounds similar to an outboard boat motor.
Sherry was wearing a low-cut top and Mike approached her and started motorboating in her cleavage.
by BMan01 November 27, 2005
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Motherboarding

The application of excessive motherly attention, force or paternalism.
I need a divorce. Can't take the constant motherboarding anymore.
by glowbuff January 25, 2011
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Mortarboarding

Torture by graduation speeches.
We suffered hours of mortarboarding at the UMass graduation.
by AC Cobra July 9, 2009
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