Motherin 

Another word for mom; mommy; mama; mother.

Hey motherin? Can you get me something to eat?

Motherin by Pinkstar!! November 7, 2022

mother-in-law

a horrible beast. Strangly enough the letters in 'mother in law' can e re-arranged to spel 'Woman Hitler'. its true try it urself

mother-in-law----> woman hitler

mother-in-law by J. Stalin November 8, 2007

Mother-in-the-garden 

When a women motorboats a man's ball sack/testicles.

"Wait...I heard helicopter noises coming from your bedroom last night...followed by a sigh of pleasure. Did you mother-in-the-garden Chandler?!?! OMG!"

"I like to mother-in-the-garden as foreplay to tea bagging."

Mother-in-the-garden by Sexy Students Association December 2, 2011

mother in law

A dreadful experience which we all must go through, unfortunately.

Next time, pour holy water on her... she may melt.

mother in law by Nikki J. September 10, 2003

Massachusetts mother in law 

A Massachusetts mother in law is a woman who portrays herself as caring loving mother to her ( momma's boy) son . Don't be deceived , she will not look at you as a new daughter , but as fierce competition . Extreme jealousy will come into play , and you , your marriage , and children will become a target to her vicious games . Women in Massachusetts , who become mothers , are neglectful to the children they bring into the world. Not giving of themselves , to truly understand what unconditional love for a child is . This mother always put her needs , before her children's needs , and that is why she becomes a monster when a daughter in law comes into the picture . Instead of being happy that her son married a woman who truly loves him , gave her grandchildren , keeps a great house , is always faithful , moves away from her own family to be a part of his , this woman flies into a jealous rage , thinks you are trying to outdo her as a mother and wife . This is where the evil in her appears . She will do what ever it takes to make you look bad . After spreading lies about you ,and your children , she thinks this will make her look like a better wife and mother than you . After emotionally wrecking you and your marriage ,shes off to ruin more lives , with her younger sons . Always keep your guard up , and take notes ,you never know when you might need them for court .

"But ma ,how could you say that about my wife , your the one who cheated on dad ,and left me alone at home,dirty andstarving , while you got your hair and nails did "!!! the poor son said to the "Massachusetts mother in law"..

Massachusetts mother in law by NEhater January 8, 2014

mother in law

An evil deceptive creature ,who likes to analyze your every move,
Condemn you, and leave you to die.
Often bearing a strong resemblence to Skellator from He-man ,or a Vulture.
Also see " angel of death"
Or "entity from hell"

I would rather have a chainsaw enema ,than have dinner with my mother in law.

mother in law by SHANNON January 13, 2004

Mothernal Twins 

Twins born with the Same Mother but Different Fathers (May or may not be at the same year, version 2 - originally made: November 17, 2019)

(1. May or may not be at the same year - 2. version 2 - originally made: November 17, 2019)
person 1: Hey , I didn't know you had a twin.
person 2-3: Yea, we're mothernal twins. Momma was the same, but poppa wasn't
person 1: since you're mothernal twins, was your mother a prostitute?
Person 2-3: she sure was!

Mothernal Twins by ♥🗺☠ March 1, 2021