Motardation

Motivational based retardation.

The inability (unwillingness) to think, act or perform at a reasonable level due to the intense lack of motivation to participate. This is often observed as a strategy/response to get out of unwanted tasks or obligations by convincing others you suck at it so bad you won't be asked again.

I asked my roommate to clean the bathroom, but after I saw how poorly it was being done, I told him to stop and went over it myself. I have thought at times he has Selective Fatigue Syndrome, but I think at this point it may actually be Motardation to the point we will have to rethink our chore divisions.

My son begged me to mow the lawn and the first few times he did a great job. Now that it is old hat and the Motardation has set in, I might as well do it myself.

by The Bard of Morgan County October 29, 2009

Motorbation

The act of masturbating while in a car.

Motorbation helps Sandy stay awake when she needs to drive along on long trips.

by Kate Charlton September 30, 2008

motavation

To be motivated by use of any type of "WEED" medication to take you to that one special funny trip. This word comes from the spanish word used by us mexicans and that word is MOTAVATION......PUTOS!!!!

Hey Drew lets go and get some motavation, and fast!
Do you want to go get some motavation?
Dammit man I can't go to bed without some motavation!
I need some motavation to motivate myself.

by Eriquito Stone August 18, 2006

emotardation

A state of illogical emotional unrest and suffering brought on by social dysfunction. The state of being way too emo for one's own good.

"She's normally pretty cool, but lately she's been suffering from massive emotardation."

by andtheafterglow January 22, 2006

Self-Motorbation

The act of motorboating one's own breasts. See motorboat.

Homegirl's titties were so big she could TOTALLY perform self-motorbation!

by The Utco 4 June 5, 2011

Motorvation

Motivation for runners to continue running ungodly distances.

My friend’s motorvation to run, is food.

by Mogzie3 September 30, 2019

motorbation

the act of vigorously shaking one's head between a pair of large breasts while simultaneously performing sexual acts on one's own genitalia

Motorbation is a large part of foreplay between Steve and his well-endowed wife.

by Paully Dizzle December 14, 2010