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Motardation 

Motivational based retardation.

The inability (unwillingness) to think, act or perform at a reasonable level due to the intense lack of motivation to participate. This is often observed as a strategy/response to get out of unwanted tasks or obligations by convincing others you suck at it so bad you won't be asked again.
I asked my roommate to clean the bathroom, but after I saw how poorly it was being done, I told him to stop and went over it myself. I have thought at times he has Selective Fatigue Syndrome, but I think at this point it may actually be Motardation to the point we will have to rethink our chore divisions.

My son begged me to mow the lawn and the first few times he did a great job. Now that it is old hat and the Motardation has set in, I might as well do it myself.
Words you can keep

Motorbation

The act of masturbating while in a car.
Motorbation helps Sandy stay awake when she needs to drive along on long trips.
Motorbation by Kate Charlton September 30, 2008

motavation 

To be motivated by use of any type of "WEED" medication to take you to that one special funny trip. This word comes from the spanish word used by us mexicans and that word is MOTAVATION......PUTOS!!!!
Hey Drew lets go and get some motavation, and fast!
Do you want to go get some motavation?
Dammit man I can't go to bed without some motavation!
I need some motavation to motivate myself.
motavation by Eriquito Stone August 18, 2006

emotardation 

A state of illogical emotional unrest and suffering brought on by social dysfunction. The state of being way too emo for one's own good.
"She's normally pretty cool, but lately she's been suffering from massive emotardation."
emotardation by andtheafterglow January 22, 2006

Self-Motorbation 

The act of motorboating one's own breasts. See motorboat.
Homegirl's titties were so big she could TOTALLY perform self-motorbation!

Motorvation 

Motivation for runners to continue running ungodly distances.
My friend’s motorvation to run, is food.
Motorvation by Mogzie3 September 30, 2019

motorbation

the act of vigorously shaking one's head between a pair of large breasts while simultaneously performing sexual acts on one's own genitalia
Motorbation is a large part of foreplay between Steve and his well-endowed wife.
motorbation by Paully Dizzle December 14, 2010
More from Urban Dictionary
(Ewokese) Freedom!
And dying in yo' bed many years from now, would ya be willing ta trade all da days from dis here day ta dat fo' one chance, just one chance, ta come back here as young men an' tell our enemies dat dey may take our lives but dey will never take our freedom ... YUB NUB!
yub nub by rotjrem November 4, 2010
Word of the Day on September 4, 2026
1. Meaning nasty, sexy, filthy. Popularized by Christina Aguilera.

2. Used usally as a close friend in hip-hop slang.
1. Wanna get dirrty
It's about time that I came to start the party Sweat drippin' over my body
Dancin' gettin' just a little naughty

2. Sup Dirrty? Haven't seen you in a while.
dirrty by Minty November 30, 2003
Word of the Day on September 3, 2026

Coyote Ugly

1. Place

The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.

2. Movie

A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.

3. Situation/Person/Decision

See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.
1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!

2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!

3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!
Coyote Ugly by jerseycountry March 8, 2009
Word of the Day on September 2, 2026

Literally 1984 

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021
Word of the Day on September 1, 2026

Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
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