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Real live having your way ; in every aspect of life. Not instagram having your way either I’m talking real having shits slim. So go inna mirror sit and think…. got moshen?
Trin:“AYOOO OHHHH SHITTTTT!”
“I know that ain’t my Mr.Thunkie man”
“Ouuuuuweee it sure is him coming down the street in that big body hellcat oh my fucking god”
“This nigga got so much MOSHEN”
Moshen by thunkie man September 21, 2023
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I bet Moshe blew up that store During the last riot
Moshe by Realsavagenigaz36 May 31, 2020
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Moshen • moshenko • moshers • moshing • Moshe • Mohsen • mosher (n) • moshed • mohened • Mosheh

mom moshing 

Women who once moshed pit at rock concerts. Years later they mosh once again, in front of their children.
Girl: Hey Devon, how was the Gathering of the Juggalos?
Devon: It was the worst concert of my life.
Girl: Why?
Devon: My mom tagged along with and was moshing the entire time.
Girl: Gross, mom moshing?!?!
Devon: smh...
mom moshing by velvetgotham December 5, 2017
A charmer. A man that has a lot going for him. A real catch. A male that is the total package.
Now that guy at the bar is a moshe. I could see myself with that moshe.
Moshe by ClassyFreddieBlassie June 5, 2018
Mohsen (Persian: محسن) is an Iranian given name for males. It is the Persian version of the Arabic name "Muhsin" which literally means a beneficent person (someone who does good). Muhsin is a Quranic name.
Hey Mohsen. How are you doin today?
Mohsen by Nicolas M M April 18, 2009
Mohsen is a sweet and kind hearted boy, who's also so beautiful. He loves eating watermelon, apples and pandas. His favorite snack are oreos, he's as yummy as an oreo thus gets called Oreo.
His beauty is so unbelievable that it can drive anyone crazy. His eyes are so big and shiny, just beautiful. His lips are so yummy and look so sweet. His beautiful hair is dark and smooth, matches his face so well.

Mohsen is the smartest one, he can learn anything by himself and he can even teach the teachers.
He may forget a lot of things (almost everything) , as to which it's a phenomenon called Mossin, but he always remembers everything that is truly important to him. If a Mohsen remembers you or something you've said, know you're very special.
The people who have a Mohsen are the luckiest ones. They would go to sleep and wake up happy everyday. They would know what the true meaning of happiness is. They would have someone who they would never get bored from, someone who could make them laugh even when everything is going wrong, and make you laugh out loud even when your dad is sleeping right next to you. Someone who protects them, someone loyal, someone who's always Onest. Basically, they would be living a dream.
You have a problem in your life? Get a Mohsen, a simple hi from him will make all your problems go away.

They say no one is perfect but the people who say that haven't met a Mohsen. Everyone should get himself a Mohsen. Mohsen is golden <3
Mohsen? That guy is the hottest!
Mohsen's girlfriend is the luckiest.
That Mohsen is so cute.
Mohsen by q6wh September 13, 2019

welsh_mosher

slightly quiet member of thesite.

doesn't say a lot, but when she does, it's sure to be random
person a - does anyone know where i can find info on the war?
welsh_mosher - a book?
welsh_mosher by welshjemz February 14, 2005
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