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Mortified 

Oh my god, I forwarded a sexual innuendo to all my co-workers by accident! I am so mortified.
Mortified by Maybelline October 22, 2007
The fact that the paper does not have due date does not motify me.
motify by Marnifery April 5, 2008
Mormify - to make something inappropriate suitable for Mormans
Haydn "I've had a SHITTEST day today, it was so SHIT!"

Marcus "Dude, I'm a Morman can't you Mormify that for me?"

Haydn "FINE, I've had the WORST day today, it was so BAD!"

Marcus "cool story bro."
Mormify by norman-the-morman March 4, 2011

Mortified216 

Someone who spends $200 on there hair, and has eyes that are 20m away. last year he found a dead body and started to rape it and does the same on fotnite.He has sexual interests on everyone he meets, he brainwashed SkyrimPlayzYT to grind some meat.He goes up to homless people and shows off his food, which he stole from a homless person,That homless person later became rich and Waleed started to cry and ask for a ps4. There is a summery of mortified216.
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mortification 

an awesome christian heavy metal band that blows deicide out of the water
SATAN SUCKS
mortification by Anonymous August 21, 2003

Mortification 

A great Christian Metal band from Australia in 1990. It originally started as a thrash metal band, but turned to death metal by 1992 and then kept on messing around with different types of metal such as, speed, groove, more thrash, power, doom, and even hardcore.

Most people agree that their best album was Scrolls of the Megilloth, which was released in 1992 and was one of the first ever Christian death metal albums.

They have released about twelve studio albums, a few DVDs, lots of live albums, and a new album is underway.
Me: Mortification is one of the best bands ever.
Satanic Metalhead: Shut the f*** up!! My s*** is better than your Christian bulls***!!!
Me: *makes him listen to Scrolls of the Megilloth*
Stanic Metalhead: *runs away like a little girl*
Mortification by Usvart Jorge April 23, 2009