Morses 

One or more infected or viral wounds on a person's genitilia.

Origin- Talking on the phone about horses, and the rest is history..

Guy 1- "Dude, check out those morses on that guy's scrotum!"
Guy 2- "Yeah, I know, those are hella wicked!"

Morses by BJK July 10, 2004

Malcom Moses 

One who excels in preppy english and white history.
One who is also rejected by the black community cuz dat shit cray.

"Hey man, you heard that dude giving a briefing infront of a group? He sounded like a "Malcom Moses"

Malcom Moses by cucuyo34 June 18, 2012

Reverse Moses 

The sexual act of keeping your partners legs firmly together whilst you attempt penetration. Can also be used in the same vein post penetration and in many situations where instead of parting ones legs, you must keep them shut tightly together, thus its name.

My girlfriend made me Reverse Moses her last night, took 20 minutes to get the tip in, but damn was it worth it!

Reverse Moses by SpectreGrimm August 28, 2019

Mexican Moses 

A turd found floating in a lazy river at a Mexican resort.

"No otra vez," said Pablo as he grabbed the skimmer. "Not another Mexican Moses."

or

"Dios mio! Look out for that Mexican Moses!"

Mexican Moses by Mia Mames McGillicutty November 12, 2011

Morse farting 

Named after inventor Samuel Morse, patterns of flatulence consisting of dits and dahs which can also be transcribed, most commonly onto toilet paper in the form of dots and dashes.

From his earliest youth my father demonstrated an innate talent for Morse farting for which he was, much later in his long and charmed life, eventually formally recognized for his feats of brilliant farting.

Morse farting by Dr Bunnygirl June 30, 2020

S'mores Sandwich 

Ingredients: bread, marshmallow creme, and nutella.
Step 1 toast bread.

Step 2 add marshmallow creme
Step 3 add nutella

Step 4 enjoy

I made a s'mores sandwich which made my taste buds creme themselves with joy!

S'mores Sandwich by jshak43 December 4, 2013

Morges 

Literally the funniest person alive in earth . Makes YouTube videos and memes and will make u laugh so bloody much .

Omg have u seen morges new video she is an Icelandic legend

Morges by Lmao_itsvagisil May 23, 2018