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A conjunction of the word "morbid" with the word "obese." Used to refer to a massively overweight person.
"Did you see that morbese guy on the train there?"
Morbese by Cer November 6, 2008
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when you're so obese it burns too many calories to say the words morbidly obese so you just combine them
*heavy breathing* i'm so morbese ive had type *more heavy breathing* 2 diabetes since my existence.
morbese by SquitartedSyd March 10, 2020
An amalgamation of the words morbid and obese. Meaning to be so overweight that simple everyday tasks, i.e.- walking or getting out of bed, become impossible.

Being so fat that others are disgusted by the mere thought of you.

Also see Morbidly Obese.
Most Americans are considered morbese.

"Dude, James is a biscuit away from weighing 500 pounds. I never realized how morbese he was."

"I can't believe of morbese Jane is. It makes me want to vomit every time I see her. It is seriously disgusting."
Morbese by Deegs April 18, 2008
A person who likes Morbius (they are obese)
"Yo, you seen Joe? he's such a Morbese.
Morbese by ChuddieSucker March 10, 2023

morbee-obee 

a panda looking creature, that usually spends is time chewin on bamboo, and/or irritating people sitting next to him/her on the computer.
That morbee-obee wont leave me alone!
morbee-obee by k10haholt February 3, 2009

Morbisexual

A sexuality revolving around the Anti-Hero "Morbius" meaning you are only tunnel visioned and sexually attracted to Morbius
"hey are you straight or gay?"

"neither im Morbisexual"
Morbisexual by Owen Berdan April 21, 2022
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A "No Surprises Wedding," or NSW, is a wedding invitation designation that tells attendees that there can be no unplanned announcements, engagements, events or speeches at the wedding - all actions must be pre-approved by the couple. Anyone who performs an unapproved "surprise" will be asked to leave the wedding early.

This designation comes from Reddit, where so many stories of bad wedding behavior indicated a need to communicate expectations for the wedding behavior of attendees.
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Please note that this wedding is child-free (under 10) and a No Surprises Wedding (NSW). Reach out to wedding planner Sami Smith to request approvals or exceptions; please note that exceptions will be rare. Limited child care for under-10s will be available. All approvals will be noted and included in planning. Unapproved, or surprise exceptions, will result in guests being asked to leave.
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"Hey, see that chick over there? She's pretty enough to be an ulzzang. :D"
ulzzang by `r i k kit t y February 26, 2008
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