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Adjective used to describe a person who is morbidly or fatally obese, see also Grobese
Eat any more pie and you'll move from grobese to morbese
Morbese by Flabbadoogle April 3, 2005
Urban Dictionary Merch
A conjunction of the word "morbid" with the word "obese." Used to refer to a massively overweight person.
"Did you see that morbese guy on the train there?"
Morbese by Cer November 6, 2008
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when you're so obese it burns too many calories to say the words morbidly obese so you just combine them
*heavy breathing* i'm so morbese ive had type *more heavy breathing* 2 diabetes since my existence.
morbese by SquitartedSyd March 10, 2020
An amalgamation of the words morbid and obese. Meaning to be so overweight that simple everyday tasks, i.e.- walking or getting out of bed, become impossible.

Being so fat that others are disgusted by the mere thought of you.

Also see Morbidly Obese.
Most Americans are considered morbese.

"Dude, James is a biscuit away from weighing 500 pounds. I never realized how morbese he was."

"I can't believe of morbese Jane is. It makes me want to vomit every time I see her. It is seriously disgusting."
Morbese by Deegs April 18, 2008
A person who likes Morbius (they are obese)
"Yo, you seen Joe? he's such a Morbese.
Morbese by ChuddieSucker March 10, 2023

morbee-obee 

a panda looking creature, that usually spends is time chewin on bamboo, and/or irritating people sitting next to him/her on the computer.
That morbee-obee wont leave me alone!
morbee-obee by k10haholt February 3, 2009

Morbisexual

A sexuality revolving around the Anti-Hero "Morbius" meaning you are only tunnel visioned and sexually attracted to Morbius
"hey are you straight or gay?"

"neither im Morbisexual"
Morbisexual by Owen Berdan April 21, 2022
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
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