Morpoth 

Morpoth is located up north in scotland, it is inferior to milton keynes and bolton. It is north of newcastle, the place where cheryl cole is from incase you didnt know. But its not as cool as newcastle. People that live in morpoth can commonly drink lots of vodka and work at nando's.

person for morporth: why i pet, lets be having us some voddy

person 2 from morpoth: i pet, but first me be needing some nando chicken ,why i pet i!

Morpoth by morpothlover March 21, 2011

Morgoth’s Law 

No matter where the conflict is in the world, the “refugees” coming to Europe will be fighting age black and brown men.

Seen the Ukrainian refugees?

They must have been on holiday recently.

Morgoth’s Law strikes again

Morgoth’s Law by Folk Call February 27, 2022

Morgoth 

Once considered one of the Valar,he was at first called Melkor before he turned to evil ways, Stealing the Silmarils, Corrupting the Maia; Sauron, Destroying the two trees and the lamps in Valinor.

"Melkor that is, Morgoth destroyed the trees that gave light to Valinor."

Morgoth by Manave Eru Sulanul July 5, 2004

morpeth 

shithole

i was in morpeth the other day. what a shithole

morpeth by ffafaf September 13, 2016

Morgoth 

The original evil goy in Tolkien's Lord Of The Rings, one of the original Valar and Ainur created by Iluvatar. overthrown by the Valar. Original boss of Sauron. Stole the Silmarils.

Morgoth is evil.

Morgoth by rewh December 15, 2003

Morpeth 

Morpeth is an okish town in Northumberland. Many outsiders think the town is full of poshos but you are wrong. Many radgies who live in nearby towns like Ashganistan and Bedlington are attracted to the town. Many Radgies get the Route 2 Bus from Bedlington where they chuck bottles at peoples grandmas on the bus. They also jump off the Elliot Bridge next to the best Chinese ever and hang around the Bus Station and hack in to the speakers and play MC music. Many radgies live in an estate in the town called Stobhill. The Council estate of Stobhill is a wonderful place where you can find a yearly funfair, druggies, people shagging on the street at 2 in the morning and the finest Nike tracksuits you will ever find. It’s a good town in places but don’t go into the bus station at night otherwise you will smell weed or be greeted by a bunch of radgies.

Radgie 1: let’s gan to Morpeth

Radgie 2: howay then
Radgie 1: where to hang out?
Radgie 2: I nar the bus station

Morpeth by Morpethtingz March 31, 2023

Morgoth 

The god of the Peens. He who rules with the mighty peen-hammer.

All peensters bow before Morgoth!

Morgoth by Tobias May 5, 2004