Tobias's definitions

ass mongler

one who enjoys the juice from the brown eye

by tobias December 6, 2002

dome

a blowjob; head.

"I was getting some dome."

by tobias September 23, 2003

Elisha Cuthbert

Words can’t describe her you have to see her for yourself:

www.elisha-cuthbert.com

by Tobias August 23, 2004

Trick

A cocktease

"Hey trick, quit playin me"

by Tobias December 8, 2003

boundy

An intoxicating drink named for Sam Boundy discovered by wise and venerable bath lacrosse members of old. not by the hockey team or any of the other numpty teams that claimed to have invented it. Tastes sweet but kicks you in the head in the morning.

Student: "can i have a boundy please barmaid"
Barmaid: "whats that"
Student: "well it used to be half a pint of frosty jacks topped up with a bottle of orange WKD but seeing as you no longer sell this fine cider I will have a boundy light, simply replace frosty jacks with blackthorn"
Barmaid: "you guys are wankers"

by tobias February 23, 2005

goon

A person with poor social skills and a limited abillity to interact with other people.

Someone you would rather not have to spend any length of time with.

Shut up Frosty you goon.
Are the goons coming to the pub tonight?

by tobias July 14, 2004

naysayer

someone with an aggressively negative attitude

I have to avoid him because he's just a naysayer. He drains my batteries.

by Tobias January 9, 2004